Episode 12 - I Wouldn't Do This in Real Life

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Episode 12 - I Wouldn't Do This in Real Life

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63 minutes

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Jul 5, 2017

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As our heroes continue their chat with the creepy moon elf something snaps in their heads, and things start to get a little warm in the woods. Will their alignments shift? Will Smoky the Bugbear show up and lecture them? Only time will tell.

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Jul 5, 2017

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Each week, under dark of night, in a dining room in Encino, a group of warriors led by Brian Posehn plays Dungeons & Dragons and you’re invited to attend!

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Episode 12 - I Wouldn't Do This in Real Life: As our heroes continue their chat with the creepy moon elf something snaps in their heads, and things start to get a little warm in the woods. Will their alignments shift? Will Smoky the Bugbear show up and lecture them? Only time will tell. by Nerd Poker
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Episode 12 - I Wouldn't Do This in Real Life

Episode 12 - I Wouldn't Do This in Real Life

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