Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters: Endermen, Explosions, Withers, and More
    Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters: Endermen, Explosions, Withers, and More
    Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters: Endermen, Explosions, Withers, and More
    Ebook148 pages27 minutes

    Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters: Endermen, Explosions, Withers, and More

    By Brian Boone and Amanda Brack

    ()

    Read preview

    About this ebook

    For anyone who loves Minecraft, it can’t get punnier than this! Laugh out loud!

    Do you want to build up a supply of jokes about Minecraft? Ready for a book about the best came in the world? Want some jokes about Hostiles and Passsives and tools and Steve that are so funny you’ll “axe” for more. Well then it’s time to stop “tooling around. The Table of Contents includes:
    • A Mob of Hostile Mob Jokes
    • Rocks and Blocks
    • Did you Hear…?
    • That’s Entertainment!
    • You know You’re a Minecrafter If…
    • Swiftly, Alex
    • Rhyme Time
    • Tongue Twisters
    • And much More!

    We don’t “Mine” telling you that this is the most fantastic, book yet of jokes for gamers!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSky Pony
    Release dateJan 9, 2018
    ISBN9781510727236
    Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters: Endermen, Explosions, Withers, and More
    Author

    Brian Boone

    Brian Boone is an editor and writer for the bestselling Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader line of trivia and humor books. He wrote I Love Rock n’ Roll (Except When I Hate It) and coauthored American Inventions: Big Ideas That Changed Modern Life and How to Make Paper Airplanes. He has contributed to How Stuff Works, Barnes & Noble Reads, McSweeney’s, Splitsider, Someecards, The Onion, Adult Swim, and Funny or Die. He lives in Oregon with his family.

    Read more from Brian Boone

    Related to Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters

    Related ebooks

    Children's Humor For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      Ask Us Anything

      May 19, 2022

      Ask Us Anything
      6 min read

    • Article

      Ask Us anything

      Oct 7, 2021

      Ask Us anything
      6 min read

    • Article

      Ask Us Anything

      Sep 9, 2021

      Ask Us Anything
      6 min read

    • Article

      Ask Us Anything

      Nov 4, 2021

      Ask Us Anything
      6 min read

    • Article

      Ask Us Anything

      Aug 13, 2020

      Ask Us Anything
      5 min read

    • Article

      Ask Us Anything

      Jun 17, 2021

      Ask Us Anything
      6 min read

    • Article

      Ask Us anything

      Aug 11, 2022

      Ask Us anything
      6 min read

    • Article

      2023 preview

      Jan 4, 2023

      2023 preview
      5 min read

    • Article

      Minecraft

      Jul 16, 2019

      Minecraft
      2 min read

    • Article

      Build A Funfair

      Sep 8, 2022

      Build A Funfair
      5 min read

    • Article

      21 Awesome Mini-builds

      Jun 16, 2022

      21 Awesome Mini-builds
      5 min read

    • Article

      Minecraft

      Jul 23, 2020

      Minecraft
      3 min read

    • Article

      Defend Your Base

      Nov 3, 2022

      Defend Your Base
      3 min read

    • Article

      Amazing 1.18 Seed Guide

      Jan 27, 2022

      Amazing 1.18 Seed Guide
      5 min read

    • Article

      Top 10 Awesome Animals Builds

      Apr 22, 2021

      Top 10 Awesome Animals Builds
      2 min read

    • Article

      Ask Us Anything

      Mar 24, 2022

      Ask Us Anything
      6 min read

    • Article

      Minecraft april Fool’s jokes

      Mar 25, 2021

      Minecraft april Fool’s jokes
      2 min read

    • Article

      Build An Amazing Maze

      Aug 11, 2022

      Build An Amazing Maze
      5 min read

    • Article

      Breeze Block

      Jul 14, 2020

      Breeze Block
      6 min read

    • Article

      Seed Spotlight

      Dec 2, 2021

      Seed Spotlight
      1 min read

    • Article

      The Secret Blocks Of Minecraft

      Sep 7, 2023

      The Secret Blocks Of Minecraft
      5 min read

    • Article

      Halloween In Minecraft

      Oct 6, 2022

      Halloween In Minecraft
      5 min read

    • Article

      How To Get Rich: Emerald Guide

      Oct 6, 2022

      How To Get Rich: Emerald Guide
      4 min read

    • Article

      Dinosaurs In Minecraft

      Jul 14, 2022

      Dinosaurs In Minecraft
      4 min read

    • Article

      Build A pirate Ship

      Mar 25, 2021

      Build A pirate Ship
      5 min read

    • Article

      Draw Your Own Skin

      Aug 12, 2021

      Draw Your Own Skin
      3 min read

    • Article

      Top 10 Pokémon Builds

      Sep 8, 2022

      Top 10 Pokémon Builds
      2 min read

    • Article

      Build A Zen Garden

      Sep 9, 2021

      Build A Zen Garden
      3 min read

    • Article

      Ask Us anything

      Dec 3, 2020

      Ask Us anything
      6 min read

    Related categories

    Reviews for Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters

    0 ratings

    0 ratings0 reviews

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words

      Book preview

      Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters - Brian Boone

      INTRODUCTION

      Do you want to build up a supply of Minecraft jokes? Ready for a joke book about the best game in the world that really rocks? Want some jokes about Hostiles and Passives and tools and Steve that are so funny you’ll axe for more? Well, then it’s time to stop tooling around and make room in your chest for Gut-Busting Puns for Minecrafters: Endermen, Explosions, Withers, and More.

      We don’t mine telling you that it’s most fantastic, pun-tasting book yet in our Jokes for Minecrafters series. And wither you like it or not, you’re going to explode with laughter. Don’t worry, it’s not The End! We don’t want to Creeper you out! We think you’ll agree that it’s just so much fun talking about Minecraft, especially in a way that can make you and your friends laugh . . . ore maybe drive them a little crazy with some real groaners. Inside you’ll find all kinds of wordplay, word jokes, silly fun, and silly puns all about your favorite game: Minecraft

      CHAPTER 1

      A MOB OF HOSTILE MOB JOKES

      Q: What do you get when you cross a Blaze with a mineshaft?

      A: Fire in the hole!

      Q: What did the hip Blaze say when it discovered Minecraft ?

      A: This is fire!

      Q: What happens when a Ghast gets lost in the fog?

      A: It’s mist.

      Q: What do you call a Zombie Pigman with three eyes?

      A: A Zombie Piiigman.

      Q: How does a Creeper listen to music?

      A: With a boombox.

      Q: What do you get when you cross a Creeper with a Sheep?

      A: A Sheep that creeps.

      Q: Where did the Zombie Pigman go when it died?

      A: Hog Heaven.

      Q: What happened to Steve when he met a Creeper on a blustery day?

      A: First he got blown up . . . and then he got blown away.

      Q: What will you never get from a Creeper?

      A: First-hand information or second-hand news.

      Q: What’s a Blaze’s favorite day?

      A: Ash Wednesday.

      Q: How can you tell when someone has met a Blaze?

      A: They look ashen.

      Q: What steps should you take if a Blaze is about to attack?

      A: Long ones!

      Q: Why couldn’t the Creeper feel his legs?

      A: Because it didn’t have any arms.

      Q: Why are Ghasts white and blocky?

      A: Because it they were white and round they wouldn’t be in Minecraft !

      Q: How do you know a creeper has been visiting your house?

      A: Because you came back and your house had been blown up.

      Q: Why are the Creepers green?

      A: They must be jealous.

      Q: How do zombies get so good at Minecraft ?

      A: Dead-ication.

      Q: What do Creepers put on their ice cream?

      A: Whipped scream.

      Q: What’s a Skeleton’s favorite rock band?

      A: The Grateful Dead.

      Q: What did the Zombie say to the Villager?

      A: Nice to eat you!

      Q: What do Australian Creepers use to hunt?

      A: BOOM-a-rangs.

      Q: What kind of house do Creepers live in?

      A: Greenhouses.

      Q: What does a backward Creeper do?

      A: Puts itself back together.

      Q: What do you call a Skeleton that won’t wake up?

      A:

      Enjoying the preview?
      Page 1 of 1