How to (Not) Train a Firecat
By R. Cooper
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The firecats of Dua are giant beasts with red-gold fur and lashing tails. They are also loving and loyal companions to the few they choose to serve. Every member of the royal House of Durii has a personal guard and a firecat to serve as a reminder of the greatness of their rule. After all, only the truly extraordinary would walk alongside a firecat. Only the truly extraordinary could.
Not River, obviously. River took the job of cleaning up after the noble beasts when he came to Dua years ago. He’s not any kind of soldier or guard, and he’s too mouthy to belong around royalty. All he wants to do is avoid some of the more resentful guard trainees, care for the very spoiled cats, and try not to get his heart broken by one maddeningly gentle apprentice wizard.
Apprentice Gavin is powerful, brilliant, and probably noble. He’s destined for greatness—and more than likely a guard and a firecat to protect him. He’s not meant for one insignificant little beastminder like River.
But firecats are not the only creatures who are fierce, loyal, and beautiful to behold. River is about to learn that the firecats and the guards who walk with them have more in common than he thought. And he will have to accept that he might be extraordinary as Gavin thinks he is.
R. Cooper
I'm a somewhat absentminded, often distracted, writer of queer romance. I'm probably most known for the Being(s) in Love series and the occasional story about witches or firefighters in love. Also known as, "Ah, yes, the one with the dragons."You can find me on in the usual places, or subscribe to my newsletter (link through website).www.riscooper.comI can also be found at...Tumblr @sweetfirebirdFacebook @thealmightyrisInstagram @riscoopsPillowfort @RCooperPatreon @ patreon.com/rcoopsBluesky @ rcooper.bsky.social
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How to (Not) Train a Firecat
R. Cooper
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The fourth time River struck him with his own staff, the duad trainee grunted and fell forward into the dirt. If the boy hadn’t wanted his practice weapon used against him, he shouldn’t have dropped it where River could get it. But they always dropped their staffs, at least the young ones. The newest potential guards to arrive at Castle Aminah all seemed to believe that River would be an easy fight, and the older trainees never warned them. Perhaps they felt the arrogant newcomers deserved it. River didn’t know. He’d never asked any of them, even the ones who hadn’t tried to corner him to teach him a lesson.
River was, apparently, too smart-mouthed and needed to respect those who might become members of the royal guard someday.
He disagreed, of course, which was why this lot had snuck up on him and decided to try to knock some manners into him.
They didn’t usually carry weapons with them. Only the particularly cruel tried this with anything more than fists. River didn’t feel the need to show that sort any kind of mercy. He’d hit this one at the knees, breaking one kneecap, judging from how the boy’s face crumpled as he fell.
River spun the staff in one hand as he circled the now-crying trainee. The others, who had either approved of this one’s plan to thrash and humiliate the mouthy little beastminder from the backwoods of Horun or hadn’t objected to it, were watching but not interfering.
Weak,
River hissed to the fallen trainee, still spinning the staff. He might have had trouble if a blade had been attached to the end, as he had only ever learned to use their practice weapons against them. But the weight of this one was familiar, and he gripped it easily in his callused hands. Not a single fucking one of you is worthy of them.
The staff caught in mid-air, throwing him off balance. The trainees around him froze, which told River what had happened before he turned to see for himself.
Faddal val Ian, she of the scarred face and the imposing height even for a duad, regarded the scene with as much emotion as she ever showed. River’s stolen staff was in her gloved hand so he let it go, knowing a struggle was useless. He dropped his fists to his sides and tried to catch his breath while Faddal took in the scene.
Faddal was not his boss—she was worse. Castle Aminah was home to part of the treasure and fame of the royal house of Durii, the victors of Salar, Flamekeepers, Lights of the West, and about a thousand other titles. The royal family regarded this place as almost sacred because their legend had been built here. And Faddal, as the one who oversaw the trainees between her mysterious other duties, was unofficially in charge of it. She was rumored to have the ear of the Chief of the Durii, Queen of the Three Kingdoms of Dua, Rys, and the tiny, once-great Horun.
River knew nothing about royalty, but he didn’t doubt Faddal’s power or influence. Faddal was the finest steel. Her close-cropped hair sparkled with silver. She was never without a weapon at her hip and thigh, and—most importantly—walked with a firecat by her side.
Despite themselves, most of the trainees fell back a step when the great cat’s gaze passed over them.
River took a deep breath. Low’s eyes, the same fiery gold as his fur, fixed on him the way a housecat looked at a mouse who failed to convincingly play dead.
Well, now,
Faddal said, mild as the soft cheese the duad favored. I’d heard this was a regular occurrence whenever a new group trickles through for extra training or a chance to meet our beasts. I decided to see for myself. And it’s true.
Her voice abruptly went cold. All of you were chosen with the hope that you had sense and heart as well as courage and strength, and yet you decided to prove yourselves by picking on a runi beastminder with none of your training—and you still lost to him.
If she cared that the trainee on the ground was holding his knee and struggling to keep his tears and screams in, she gave no sign. She didn’t look at River, either.
Which part of that do you find more shaming?
Faddal continued, condemning trainees who suddenly found themselves unable to raise their heads. Bullying someone you thought weaker—or the defeat? Did you think you were the first to believe your strength made you better? A runi who does not reach my shoulder bested the loudest of you because he has fought your kind before. All the skills you have learned with practice blades and in the archery fields, and you don’t see how to help—or how to learn and adapt as River has done.
River jumped. He hadn’t expected Faddal to know his name, even if he did clean up after the cats.
This cruelty does not become anyone who wants to serve the Durii,
Faddal added, making several of the others flinch. Low huffed and sat on his haunches. His movements were smooth, but River knew a special mixture to help his joints had been recently added to his meals. Low wasn’t elderly, as firecats aged, but he was approaching his later years and had already lived a busy life of service.
This one. Mont, is it?
Faddal wasn’t really asking since she gave the fallen trainee no time to answer. You’re dismissed. You may stay to heal, but then you will return to Lady val Icin’s court. I will send along a report of this assault. The rest of you are assigned kitchen work in addition to your regular duties. Until further notice, you will do whatever the cooks and scullery workers tell you to do—and perhaps listen to the people you think are lesser than you because you carry swords. Go now. I want to forget your faces.
River looked up and clenched his fists tighter but didn’t otherwise move since he had not been included in that order. He had never been officially punished for