1/f2 noiz

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1/f2 noiz

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Kartaahporn | full touch-know spectrum | 1000s of strata | all ages | enter

Clothed Sex 1,885 touch- knows

23 words

vivace

Vʊ-Sʊ-Fʊ!

Do not follow directions.

snap!

The kōăn of B’Bong

zzzz        snap!

Here is the monotonal intellectual answer:

But, we are not monotonal

I’m not a person!

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As meaningless as brain waves ...

Why is Harry bald?

bzz sn C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\lightning spark.jpg ap!

You are not connected to the Internet

Switch on your wireless

Restart router

ah-ah-ah-choo! ... and so the galaxy sneezed

Hello. You’ve reached Emergency Services. Please stay on the line to keep your position in priority sequence. C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\two notes.jpg ♪ ♪

An asteroid obliterates Earthkind except for one human who time-travels 60 million years to the future-planet now re-civilized by a new species ... Everyone raps with three voices each ... A messenger visits Earth from millions of light years distant, but has forgotten the message ... Climbers climb down, into brains ... Go grating, probing, and crack-crawling ... All this in language that is a bit off. In 1/f2 noiz, Zhizham texts, emails, ootubes, and tweets us in a nonstop racket of malapropisms, irony, and hyperbata. Prepare to have both nose and leg pulled out of joint, tongue and ear twisted, and brain fart.

How do I FEEL? ... Do you mean in the copular sense?

A farm a sea a mill a tree

a lawn dairy

The survivalist’s w-WOW-w!

Everything you’ll ever

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High Art – Low Art

Bubble

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Great for doodling in

Buzz From the Underground

Can is snot in my vocabulary.

It’ snot that 2 + 2 can equal 4.

2 + 2 = 4 the moment.

13SER1797270502―489m deep Carlsbad C. *

* Editor: Though number-monikers have replaced letter-names, in the chaotic retreat to underground refuges during the asteroid’s impact winter, some old-style dubs remain. Google #’s for locations.

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It starts before it stops and fasters, slows off, then even fasters until keep up!

31UCS9679951417―240m underground

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Escape from the Planet of the Apes meets Fantastic Voyage without any of the suspense or character. Zizam’s Brown Noise is a fart on the heap of pulp crapola. Snide irreligious full-of-it pretentious gas-flap. Avoid a void.

500m deep ―Raggejavreraige

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For 54.77 orbits squared (or is that squared orbits?) the Bible Bluhbl ... Now the Bubble pop Bubble pop ... My OCD’s bean bin been hung-up over a loo mist since reading this whatever.

16QBH1117460887―60m

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As meaningless as brain waves. You get the point before a second look sees it.

11UMT7852678571―384m

the best makətə of wow-wow-wow!

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certified: genderfree

You think I have mental problems? ...

No no no no, my brain problems are real.

Warning to Readers – Do not get the sound into eyes. Contains asyntagmata nervosa, copious diaeresis, aphaeresis-apocope, neologistic irritosa, asyndeton, aposiopesis, diluted litotes, excessive thinging. If in eyes, dry heaves might be induced.

1/f ² nɔɪz

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Ʒiʒam

Best read half-aloud, naked, gesturing to the riddims. This is mimetic & kinesthetic & Ʒiʒam strongly more suggests.

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Bst red hafalaʊd, nākit, jeschriŋ wə riddims. Folō & lisen 2t’iz bodē tawk how Ʒiʒam māks-it

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Bes treadhal faloud, nakedge, sturing tōt heriddi. Msth siz mimět ikan kiněs thetikan Ʒiʒams trong lēmorsug jests.

C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\eye and ear.jpg fi gu ri tout

Retreat. Rechew. Regurgitate.

A brown product. Made without verburage.

Color-drained. No gratuitous interest added.

Published 2018

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all rights reserved

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Copyright © 2014 by Robert Hughes

ISBN 978-0-9938059-0-5

Makete House Publishing

www.bodywisdom.press

email: pogonipmyn@outlook.com

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Ʒiʒam z wordspert, sound-texturist, placental mammal, kartaah-wanna-or-not

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There are no spelling or grammar errors in this text.

Foreword

1/f² is the formula for the noise produced by random molecular motion (observed by Robert Brown), now known as Brownian Noise or Random Walk.

The word kartaah relates to कर्ता ‘do’ ‘doer’, derived from Hindi. Kartaah is a term of respect here, indeed of recommendation, if, well ... it’s like recommending space & matter. Kartaah does whether in human or whatever other form.

Thə lettərs ʒ (named ezh) ənd ə (schwa) are commən Cənadiən ənd Əmericən sounds in caʒuəl convərsatəon, on televiʒən, evən in our leiʒərely cəmmunəcatəons. Bənanəs!

1/f² noiz is not a novel, play, or poem. Ʒiʒam calls this a makətə (mahkehteh), from the word make. (like the Greek poem.)

That’s all the background needed to follow 1/f² noiz.

O.K. Now. Here. This is where it begins. Take a breath, and ...

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This means read this part fast

Harry is bald

Harry is bald because C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\pop2.jpg

(release sucked finger)

Make that sound now  C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\pop.jpg

That’s why.

And Harry brings ...

searching  C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\circling.jpg   searching  C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\circling.jpg

jump ...

Harry weighs 82.5 kilos

✓  is 3'

✓  and wears a fuzzy green unisex bodysuit

...  jump

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Tired of mating? ... TRY grating

There’s nothing like getting a good itch fixed!

grateamate.com

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Harry brings words from Outer Space to Earth but

Harry can’t remember them.

Actually, Harry’s deep-space-thought-interface-transmission-software is malfunctioning. If you listen you can hear Ʒ. That’s zh. That’s Harry’s brain

on vibrate.

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Dbr_f @Vebret I’ve read it. It’s not an outer space story. #bookclub ......

&

smpl Kill all the bullies. #peace .... poly@Dbr_f It’s repetitive. #bookclub

exists in intergalactic space 4,000,000 light-years north-north-west from Earth. Gasbag is undetectable telescopically, radiologically, or olfactorily, being a dark-matter trans-entity. Harry has been transmitted here to Earth to ...   C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\circling.jpg   searching C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\circling.jpg   C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\circling.jpg   Harry’s temporarily not receiving. Try back later.

A sticky screen reminder note

Scene Selection – A Week at the End – Blogging from Space –  Kartaah Sapiens Sapiens – Four Billion Years Before – Kartaah Do – Klukkers (& the Adju...) – A Love Story – Hero Story – Kluk Attack – Crazy Tom wanders the Brain Grounds – Harry’s Message – The Grand Unified Theory

A Week at the End of the World

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Monday September  bl-blah, 20xxx  Today’s Weather

in the News  Guaranteed C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\click2.jpg

GOP & Democrats dead locked in House

Democrats & GOP locked dead in House

GOP & Democrats dread locked in House

Banks Up Profits 80% over 3rd Quarter

Democrats dreadlock GOP in House

Heart Suffers Runner Attack During Marathon

GOP lock dreaded House Democrats in

Southern Hemisphere Strikes Rogue Asteroid

Get Relief Now

Constipation Buster

Roadkill Produces Traffic Jam

see video here

At the Weak End of the World

Tuesday September  bl-blah, 20xxx  Today’s Weather

in the News  Guaranteed C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\click2.jpg

G20 Protests Contest G20 Detests Attests Protest

Below Equator Ground Ash Clouds Flights

Toxic Toys Recalled Toysorus

G20 Protests G20 Detests Protest Attests G20

Police Horse Rides Street, Car Traffic Stalls

Ash Clouds Ground Flights Below Equator

Police Horse Rides Street Car, Traffic Stalls

Gas Blaster

Once a Day

Plug it Away

Royal Sex Tapes Leak Issue

Royal Sex Issue Leaks Tape

see video here

A World at the End of the Weak

wednesday September  bl-blah, 20xxx  Today’s Weather

in the News  Guaranteed C:\Users\Robert\Pictures\noclick.jpg

Banks Warn Populace to Increase Savings

Air Ash Travel Ban Worldwide

Scientists Inseminate Global Climactic Eruption Alert

Toddler Twerking Beauty Pageant Hullabaloo

Global Scientists Disseminate Climatic Disruption Alerts

Wide Ash Bans World Air Travel

Out-of-Control Itch?

Buy Ta-Ta Tickle

Holy Monkeys Run Amok, Bat Man

Holy Monkeys Bat Man, Run Amok

see video here

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A Wend of the World’s Eek

Thursday October  bl-blah, 20xxx    Today’s Weather

in the News  Yikes!

Gloom Spreads Blizzards of Lightning

Blackouts Explunge Eurasias, Americas

Food Lines and Oil Shortages Threatened by Storms

Storm Lines Threat Oil Shortages and End Food

Use Fresh

Flakes for

Fungus Feet

Obese Striptease at White House Gala

Flabbergasts Black Tie Audience

see video here

Attend the Tweek of the World

friday October  bl-blah, 20xxx  Weather Kaput

in the News  Permanently

Tsunamis Overwhelm NYC, London, Shanghai

Landslides Devastate Mountain States

Vast Slides Demountainate Land States

Gales Force Millions of Hundreds into Shelter

Sexting Spreads Rapidly Among Under-16s

Indigestion?

Stop eating

forever. It’s just

a Squirt away.

Cat Swims to Safety Across Flood

see video here

End of World Letter in a Bottle

+ twitter + radio + phone chat +

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Three years ago, a massive asteroid, a

asteroid scorched the cold Antarctic sky. Explosions cracked and shattered layer upon layer of air as its fiery arc traced northwards over the Pacific Ocean towards South America. With a final superheated shriek the KT Why shouldn’t royals have a good sex life like anybody else? #pblksex .... asteroid slammed into the Andes, tearing laterally through one of the continent’s supervolcanoes. The impact blast raised a column of dust and ash into the stratosphere. Plate tectonics around the Vebret@zhizham Who’s Harry? What’s with best read halfaloud yada ... wtf? world were shocked by the collision, producing devastating earthquakes and tsunamis. Satellites registered that Earth’s rotation upon its axis measurably slowed. Heat and sulphuric dust combined high in the atmosphere, spawning outbreak after pNda3 I ♥ cats. Glad its safe.... Utrn@poly U kn read it forwards, backwards outbreak of cyclonic superstorms that have annihilated cities and obliterated agriculture around the world. The planet has entered into permanent winter. There is no growth, no harvest, no respite & start any place. like! #bookclub ..... str8 Green teapots must b observable from eruptions, fumes, and windstorms. Scientists classify this anExtinction Event equal to that which terminated the Permian geologic period. Populations have plummeted, gutted by wtf or? .... 0M66 Jump! .... Vebret @zhizham U R nuts, Goober. U have mental starvation, disease, exposure, fire, catastrophic floods and gales. Mob frenzy, violence, panic and despair kills tens of thousands more. Three years, and the residual heat from the asteroid impact has parboiled Earth’s oceans and incinerated its continents. The health problems .... G2v_4@zhizham Z there a story? Who are the characters? few of us who remain hide deep underground. Above is nothing but soot-scudded rusty skies, and air thick with hot dry slag. Zhizham@ Vebret Obscuracy a pre-vertebrate pre-fish roots tongue touch in None of us have long to survive. ...... Zhizham@ Vebret No no no no no no. No, my brain problems R real .......

For no one and reason, I jot here some few scant events which have marked the timeline of this the terminus of our human & ...

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