Video Game Ninjas: Video Game Ninjas
By J. B. O'Neil
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Have you ever wished that your video games could be real?
Josh did. He and his two best friends, Orlando and Matt, loved to hang out and play video games together more than anything in the world.
Now, thanks to a weird old man and his weird old game, Josh and his buddies are about to get what they wished for...and if they're careful, they just might live long enough to regret it!
Josh, Orlando, and Matt, are the Video Game Ninjas! They're ready to kick butt in the real world with their brand-new ninja powers:
* Riding on top of speeding footballs!
* Fighting a giant, world-eating monster... with a special taste for schools!
* Conjuring powerful magic, including terrifying fire dragons!
* And combining all of their unique ninjas powers into the almighty Ninja Cannon!
Find out how these three best friends save the world, and discover the secrets behind their fantastic new powers...
Purchase "Video Game Ninjas" right now for your kids and get the audiobook version inside.
Follow along with the awesome audiobook while paging through all the beautiful illustrations of exciting ninja combat.
J. B. O'Neil
J.B. O'Neil lives out in the sticks of Northern Illinois with his wife Patty, 2 kiddos, 7 chickens, and a little white pooch named Grommit. He wrote "The Fart Book" and "The Booger Book" together with his 8 year-old son named Joe, who laughs really hard at all of this gross-out humor ;O)
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Video Game Ninjas - J. B. O'Neil
Introduction to Being a Ninja:
My name is Joshua Freeman , and right now, I'm about to get crushed under the giant green and purple-spotted foot of a monster that was only 8 inches tall ten minutes ago.
If I was still a normal 12-year-old kid, then that foot would turn me into jam on the grass. But lucky for me, I'm not a normal 12-year-old kid anymore. Neither are my two best friends, who are also trying not to get killed by this monster. I don't know if we're going to pull it off, but I THINK we will. The school, the city, maybe the whole world is counting on us. And to think, just four days ago, this situation was the kind of thing we only thought happened in comics and movies.
Or video games.
The foot is getting closer, but to my eyes it's going as slowly as a slug. I have plenty of time to think about video games. I LOVE them. So do my friends. We love to play them together; that's what got us into this mess in the first place. There's still plenty of time to regret what happened, but right now, I don't regret it at all. I'm having too much fun, and I'm having fun doing something good for the world, even if it doesn't know it yet. I just hope I survive it.
My name is Joshua Freeman, and I am a Video Game Ninja.
This is what happened:
Chapter 1: Just Another Awesome Friday
It was a Friday afternoon , and I was heading down to the school basement. The final bell had rung an hour ago, but my friends weren't ready to leave when that happened. First I had to go meet Orlando, one of my best friends, at the school pool.
I opened the small wooden door and stepped from the cool dry basement hallway into the wet, warm pool hall. The smell of chlorine and water made me feel calm. It was almost enough to make me want to join the swim team with Orlando, but not quite. I like the smell of cut grass and dust on the baseball diamond better.
The pool was empty, and I could hear the showers in the locker room running. The swim coach, Mr. McCalister, was busy sitting at his desk on the far side of the door, about ten feet from the pool. I have no idea how he could grade homework or whatever he did at a desk that was so close to cannonballs and splash fights, but he did somehow. I just stood quietly by the door, counting the seconds that passed in my head: forty-six, forty-seven, forty-eight...
At three hundred exactly, Orlando came out of the locker rooms on the other side of the pool, holding his clean brown leather shoes in one hand and his black-and-blue backpack in the other. His short, curly black hair was perfectly dry, and he did not run, but instead walked carefully and exactly along the outer edge of the pool, close to the wall.
When he was next to me, he just asked, like every time, am I late?
Nope, five minutes exactly Lando,
I said, grinning.
What about Matt?
he asked, sitting down to pull on his socks and shoes.
Detention of course. He and Jimmy Orwell got in a fight at recess. I saw the whole thing: Jimmy started it, but he's such a crybaby Matt got in trouble instead.
Why didn't you tell on Jimmy?
Matt would've been mad at me. You know he hates snitches.
Orlando had finished tying his shoes. He reached a hand up and I took it, pulling him to his feet.
Goodbye Mr. McCalister! Thank you for coaching us today!
Orlando called as we left the pool. Mr. McCalister grunted something and raised a hand without