Vampires and Devillinati - Lash Them Till...Laughs!
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This eBook comprises all my 5 political pamphlets published before starting from 2013, namely: The short story of a crisis, A letter from a poor vampire for the people of Albion, Vampires and Devillinati – Brexit, American election, Pokemon and Vampy news, Drinking a beer with an Emperor and Riding the bear – Czar's challenge.
All these pamphlets were revised and improved, as I gathered more experience and more knowledge about writing and publishing ebooks. Because it's hard to described all those stories containing a lot of caricatures in photoshop, in a few words, in order to figured out what it's all about there, I will extract some excerpts here, alowing you to see the style of my pamphlets:
In these grey times, when the scale of democracy is so high or so low, as the Secret Services allows and many states and internationals organizations seems to be led by Devillinati's agents and the Europe Union, by the Bilderberg puppets and Soros's army, let's hope we will resist and we will fight all the ways...and I have chosen the humor satire and pamphlet, lashing them till...laughs! I hope...
I didn't forget that nice and strongly attitude, all these chiefs of states have had in the Charlie Hebdo's case, defending the freedom of expression, I rely on it hoping that we will laugh together with my readers…The laughs makes you more human, honorable presidents, queens and kings, emperors, princes and premiers, komissars, agents and superstars…"Je suis Charlie" and let's laugh together… if you can!"
"OK, boss! said Mr. Rotschildberg Junior. We will pump more money in the real estates, then we will trigger the crisis here, failing some banks in order to spread the panic to the world and our money from FED in our main banks, pretending to help them through many bail out forms. Then, we will export the crisis in Europe and using the debts crisis, euro crisis and the austerity, like vectors of pressure, we will try to transform that poor union in a federal state led by our puppets..."
"Hallo, colega! said the old Russian harbinger…The former president Putin, the actual prime- minister Putin and the next president Putin sent us here to help America and its tired dollar to survive this shit and to replace him with our ruble!...Our ruble is now very strong, stronger than Gorbachev vodka and your shitty whiskey…
"Oui, meine Frau! said almost crying, Mr. Frankozy, but I have lost the elections… "L'Hollande qui s'en vole", au diable (The flying Dutchman, to hell). Our gadget Merkozy is gone…I feel like I am crying! And my uncle is in Africa.
Wait, wait…what he said? His uncle is in Africa? EEW! Maybe the president Qaddafi with those 50 millions bucks in that campaign? He is no more, there? Americans, first? Ma'am Hillary? WE CAME, WE SAW, HE DIED! American humor and bad karma, that's it! Au revoir, little cock!."
"What will happen to the end of this year? We, the people from Dracula's Land, the "poor vampires" of the EU will invade your land with the permission of our EU Mamma! And we don't want your blood! No, dear Sirs! The times have changed and our habits, too! It's Crisis, "Austerity uber alles", as the Iron Frau enacted...WE WANT YOUR SOCIAL ASSISTANCE, WE WANT YOUR MONEY!"
"What a big deal to ride a bear, half-naked? said Iron Frau...When I was young, I was riding one every night, fully naked!"
"It was awesome, to see Miley on Instagram, fighting with her tears dripping on her little nose, like that big wrecking ball between her legs, then on her out tongue, falling over that big dildo costume she wears today, almost crushing her beloved animal."
George Radu Rospinus
Author, possible writer, possible, too late! My life: 30 years in communism, 30 years transition to capitalism, a perpetual crisis! My revenge: the humor! I hope...
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Vampires and Devillinati - Lash Them Till...Laughs! - George Radu Rospinus
Introduction
This eBook comprises all my 5 political pamphlets published before in electronic format starting from 2013, namely: The short story of a crisis, A letter from a poor vampire for the people of Albion, Vampires and Devillinati – Brexit, American election, Pokemon and Vampy news, Drinking a beer with an Emperor and Riding the bear – Czar’s challenge.
All these pamphlets were revised and improved, as I gathered more experience and more knowledge about writing and publishing eBooks and about processing the pictures in Photoshop, knowledge acquired by learning myself from the internet and from the free guides offered by those platforms.
But how it comes this desire to learn such things at this age, when some people think to retirement and after my whole life I have done a totally different job?...Well, a clear reason is the Crisis my friends, the famous Crisis from 2008, started in the USA following the so called „real estate bubble and propagated by the bankruptcy of the Lehman Brothers bank through Europe and through the whole world, affecting millions of citizens from all these states, including the citizens of Dracula’s Land and including myself, I have to recognize, „the honourable banks
selling my mortgages, both on my company and on my private property...
As follows, I left without any income and with a lot of debts to be payed to my friends, kins and kiths, all of them discovering suddenly, how „a jerk" they had around them...But, somehow, we managed to survive (Thanks, son!) and we didn’t fall like others...Now, I am looking at all those things with a kind of detachment and I am trying to find my calm and humour, lost together with my former properties and to recover myself and even more, to start a new kind of job, unthinkable before for me: to write books, remembering that I was subscribed to my village’s library, before I went to school and I have read more than a thousand books, till I was fifteen year old, from that library...
As I told you, I have learnt to use Microsoft Office, to format documents, to create covers in order to publish on line for all kind of devices like tablets, phones, laptops, PC in EPUB format, Mobi, PDF, RTF etc. or even to be printed, some of them...I have learnt to use Photoshop and I have reminded my written English from my youth learnt to university...And I will write hereinafter, as long as I live, I hope...
But, forget my own short story and let’s go on with our stories about Europe, more precisely about Europe Union, to which we belong, an Union overwhelmed by all kind of crisis and suffocated by austerity, whose dervishes, led by this consequently Iron Frau, are rolling and rolling again the austerity’s club, crushing in their ritualistic dance European nations and states, after they pumped with generosity hundreds of billions euros in the „poor banks" to save them...
Looking at the Union’s evolution and the way it is organized and led by those „deadpan faces which we called Komissars, in front with their unelected president, a question appears in your mind: are they willing to help and save this Union and the belonging nations or they are simple „Bilderberg
puppets (as theory of conspiracy says) which are using „the debts crisis, ‚euro crisis
and the „austerity" like vectors of pressure to decompose the states into simple regions without sovereignty and the nations into simple individuals without nationality, in order to be more easier to be dominated in a federative state of Europe, which is the dream of Devillinati?...
And the last events seems to confirm these things, in spite of the shock of Brexit and the apparent vulnerability of the Union because of this, Devillinati having always a plan B, even worse than the former one, ready to do anything to fulfill their agenda...
So, in these moments, volens-nolens, we must to be implied in a way, if we don’t want that we and our children to become Devillinati’s slaves...and we thought that the LAUGHTER could be a good weapon in the Evil’s way, helping to expose them and their devilish plans. In these grey times, when the scale of democracy is so high or so low, as the Secret Services allows and many states and internationals organizations seems to be led by Devillinati’s agents and the Europe Union by the Bilderberg puppets and Soros’s army, let’s hope we will resist and we will fight all the ways...and I have chosen the humor satire and pamphlet, lashing them till...laughs! I hope...
I didn’t forget that nice and strongly attitude, all these chiefs of states have had in the Charlie Hebdo’s case, defending the freedom of expression, I rely on it hoping that I will not become a hunting target
for them and on the contrary, we will laugh together with my readers...The laughs makes you more human, honourable presidents, queens and kings, emperors, princes and premiers, komissars, agents and superstars...Je suis Charlie
and let’s laugh together... if you can!
As many times you will hear about terrorism and antiterrorism, Big Brother laws, Syria war, Iraq war, ISIS, Daesh, Bokoharam, refugees, mandatory quotas of refugees, crisis, austerity, microchips, mandatory vaccination, political correctness, OMG food, global warming, Chemtrails, civil society, foundations, LGBTQ rights, big pharma, fighting corruption, anti corruption, fake news etc., please pay attention to them and don’t trust so easy the mainstream media, because behind them and those words you will find always the Devillinati and their corporations and banks, grinning satisfied and following their Agenda...but we have our Agenda: LASH THEM TILL...LAUGHS!
And don’t forget one thing: WE ARE A LOT AND THEY A FEW!...We have to disclose them and to bring them to the light from the darkness they live, to see their ugly faces and to disclose their abject plans to all those living in the light and to make them understand that Devillinati exist, it’s not only a Theory of conspiracy, how they pretend...They are here, they have those plans to dominate the world and they will do everything to fulfil their plans! The death becomes a banality in their infamous plans and the simplest way to get their goal...
Let’s start our first story:
The Short Story of a Crisis
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The beginning – The theory of conspiracy
The story starts like any other story: Once upon a time...
but not so long time ago, more exactly, after Osama has shocked America and the whole world with those incredible well- organized terrorist attacks and especially by their amplitude, the American Secret Agencies being not able to forestall and to prevent them (including their special and famous NSA, which listen and register everybody’s communications on this planet, being very good to this, as one of its general said in Congress)...This is an official variant...
The conspiracy’s variant says it was what Americans name an inside job
, that means the attacks were organized and carried on with the agreement or wittingly of one or more of those who were running the government of USA on that very moment...It’s not our intention to clear out the things here, but we may arise some questions for you:
- if the great majority of those terrorists were Saudis, as it was proved subsequently, why on earth the Americans attacked Iraq and Afghanistan, invoking some WMD of Saddam, which never has been found?
- how it’s possible that they never found the "black boxes’ of the airplane that hit The Pentagon and they didn’t found any tape with the impact’s moment, in a place so well protected by all means?
- why, in the second day after attack, they have stopped for three days the firefighters at the Twin Towers place, because of the danger of irradiations and from where these radiations derived there? More than 200 firefighters were contaminated being ill with cancer, fighting for their life at present(to see the comedian Jon Stewart moment with them in Congress)!
- the unexplained collapse of the WTC 7 tower, the videotapes showing practically, a controlled demolition. Why the debris of the tower was send right in New Zealand and stored in a well guarded place?
These are only some questions...maybe in the future all these questions will be answered and the puzzles will be resolved...
But, there is one more theory: our vampires theory! What we do think, we the vampires from Dracula’s land? Well, we think that this generation of Devillinati has attained a vale of years a great majority of them and they don’t have too much time at their disposal, they became a little steamed up to see their dream. So, they were considering they have a properly moment and appropriates conditions to trigger using their mens, the trained puppets infiltrated in the main leading positions in the government of the USA and in the world’s organizations, the final fight for the domination of the world and for the NEW WORLD ORDER they want to install, staging the biggest false flag
action in the history through this terrorist attack of America, creating a big and necessary emotion
throughout the world in order to start this endless war against terrorism and taking all those measures to protect the population (Patriot Act, Big Brother