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    Grandma's Wit and Wisdom: Quips and Quotes for the Greatest Grannies

    By Richard Benson

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    ‘Most grandmas have a touch of the scallywag.’

    Helen Thomson

    When there are sticky handprints on the sofa and you can’t prise the darlings away from a screen, reach into your handbag for this hilarious book, crammed full of quips and quotes to remind you why being a grandma is one of the best jobs in the world.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSummersdale Publishers Ltd
    Release dateSep 14, 2017
    ISBN9781786854209
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    Grandma's Wit and Wisdom: Quips and Quotes for the Greatest Grannies
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    Richard Benson

    Richard Benson is the author of the F in Exams series and several other humor books. He lives in London.

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