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    Girthir Norsethrust: Sexnarok

    By Nicholas Everritt

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    The adventures of Girthir Norsethrust, manliest and sexiest hero in all of the Norselands, continue in this rip-roaring adventure tale, featuring mighty monsters, spiteful gods and much sex. Despair, dear readers, for the Sexnarok has come! To prevent this apocalypse, Girthir will have to sex the very gods themselves. But he'll need the help of mighty female warrior Vulvatron Maximus...Has Girthir finally met his match?

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherNicholas Everritt
    Release dateAug 26, 2017
    ISBN9781370979554
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    Girthir Norsethrust: Sexnarok
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    Nicholas Everritt

    I'm a young(ish) writer living in London. In my spare time I write and perform comedy. I do spreadsheets for a living. I've written a trilogy short comedy novels: Girthir Norsethrust: The Trial of the Sex, Girthir Norsethrust: Sexnarok and Girthir Norsethrust: The Last Sex. They're all are free to download.

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