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    Frog and Snake Jokes
    Frog and Snake Jokes
    Frog and Snake Jokes
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    Frog and Snake Jokes

    By Johnny B. Laughing

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    Funny Jokes for Kids!

    The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and slimy creature jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!

    -Funny and hilarious jokes
    -Excellent for early and beginner readers
    -Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children
    -Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud

    From this Funny Joke Book...
    Q: What do you say if you meet a toad?
    A: Warts new?

    HAHA!

    Q: Did you hear about the forgetful snake?
    A: He lost his skin!

    LOL!

    Q: What goest dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
    A: A Morse toad!

    HAHA!

    Q: What's long, green, and goes hith?
    A: A snake with a lisp!

    LOL!

    Q: What do frog drink?
    A: Croaka-cola!

    HAHA!

    Q: What's the best thing about deadly snakes?
    A: They have poisonality!

    LOL!

    Q: What kind of shoes do frog like?
    A: Open toad sandals!

    HAHA!

    Q: What subject are snakes good at?
    A: Hiss-tory!

    Funny Frog and Snake Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)
    Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious frog and snake jokes? This clean joke book is great for early and beginner readers. It provides lots of fun and entertainment. This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest frog and snake jokes in the world!

    Funny and hilarious frog and snake jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults!
    Your snake and toad friends might not think these jokes are that funny, but you will be rolling on the floor laughing. This collection of frog and snake jokes is one of the funniest collections in the world! These jokes about slimy creatures will make hop and hiss with laughter. This joke book is excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Johnny B. Laughing is the online comedy king!

    Scroll up and click 'buy' to hop on your copy today!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHey Sup Bye Publishing
    Release dateAug 5, 2017
    ISBN9781370225057
    Frog and Snake Jokes
    Author

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Making folks laugh since 2013!The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing enjoys jokes, pranks, and making other people laugh. His MASSIVE collection of joke books has sold tens of thousands of copies all over the world!Sign up for The Joke King's Club and get a FREE joke book today!

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