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    Cow Jokes: 125+ Funny Cow Jokes for Kids!
    Cow Jokes: 125+ Funny Cow Jokes for Kids!
    Cow Jokes: 125+ Funny Cow Jokes for Kids!
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    Cow Jokes: 125+ Funny Cow Jokes for Kids!

    By Johnny B. Laughing

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    Funny and Hilarious Cow Jokes!

    Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body!

    This book is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

    -125+ funny cow jokes
    -Excellent for early and beginner readers
    -Lots of fun and entertainment for kids and children
    -Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud
    -Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults

    From this Funny Joke Book...
    Q: Why do cow like being told jokes?
    A: Because they like being amooooosed!

    LOL!

    Q: Why don't cows ever have any money?
    A: Because farmers milk them dry!

    HAHA!

    Q: Where do baby cows eat?
    A: The calf-eteria!

    LOL!

    Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?
    A: The Milky Way!

    HAHA!

    Q: What happens when a cow stops shaving?
    A: It grows a mooooostache!

    Funny Cow Jokes for Kids!
    Are you looking for the most funny and hilarious cow jokes online? Do you want to dominate joke battles and be the funniest person around? This joke book will make you giggle for hours with some of the funniest cow jokes in the world!

    The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of cow jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs!

    WARNING: These funny cow jokes are udderly amazing!

    Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHey Sup Bye Publishing
    Release dateAug 5, 2017
    ISBN9781370627912
    Cow Jokes: 125+ Funny Cow Jokes for Kids!
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    Johnny B. Laughing

    Making folks laugh since 2013!The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing enjoys jokes, pranks, and making other people laugh. His MASSIVE collection of joke books has sold tens of thousands of copies all over the world!Sign up for The Joke King's Club and get a FREE joke book today!

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      Cow Jokes - Johnny B. Laughing

      Cow Jokes

      Johnny B. Laughing, The Joke King

      Funny Jokes for Kids

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