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    Vampires and Devillinati - Brexit, American Election, Pokémon and Vampy News
    Vampires and Devillinati - Brexit, American Election, Pokémon and Vampy News
    Vampires and Devillinati - Brexit, American Election, Pokémon and Vampy News
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    Vampires and Devillinati - Brexit, American Election, Pokémon and Vampy News

    By George Radu Rospinus

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    This eBook is a work of fiction and reality and many resemblances to persons or places, events or locales are not coincidental.  The characters are the production of the reality and author’s imagination and they are used more or less, fictitiously. First of all, please consider this story like a pamphlet, about humor and satire, especially political satire. Vampyrolix and his flying reporter, Flyrolix are two "ghost vampires" living in the author’s mind and virtual world, helping him to lash the whip of satire in the real world, a world full of leading celebrities deeply infiltrated with Devillinati, Bergs and their puppets…Who they are? I hope you will figure out, after reading… The supreme order: LASH THEM TILL LAUGHS... OR USE THE PEN! DRACULA'S PEN...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGEORGE RADU ROSPINUS
    Release dateMar 26, 2017
    ISBN9781386750994
    Vampires and Devillinati - Brexit, American Election, Pokémon and Vampy News
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    Author, possible writer, possible, too late! My life: 30 years in communism, 30 years transition to capitalism, a perpetual crisis! My revenge: the humor! I hope...

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      Vampires and Devillinati - Brexit, American Election, Pokémon and Vampy News - George Radu Rospinus

      Vampires and Devillinati

      Brexit, American Elections, Pokémon and Vampy News

      First Edition

      Copyright © 2016 George Radu Rospinus

      All rights reserved.

      ISBN: 978-1-365-61539-9

      This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution- Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International (CC BY-NC-ND 4.0)

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      Chapter 1: Introduction

      This book is a work of fiction and non-fiction and many resemblances to persons or places, events or locales are not coincidental.  The characters are productions of the reality and author’s imagination and used, more or less, fictitiously. First of all, please consider these caricatures and the commentaries like a pamphlet, about humor and satire, especially political satire. Vampyrolix and his flying reporter, Flyrolix are two ghost vampires living in a mixture of virtual and real world, lashing the whip of satire in the real world, a world full of leading celebrities and of course, full of Devillinati, Bergs and their puppets… The supreme order: LASH THEM TILL LAUGHS... OR USE THE PEN! DRACULA'S PEN... So, let me present to you some excerpts from the story:

      …Now, from our special flying sources (VAMPY-PRESS), we are able to disclose to you some extraordinary facts: do you know Mr. DP Junckersberg - enemy of the borders, the big boss of the Council, this genius of politics, a real Machiavelli of our times? Well, it seems that during a late, long visit to the restaurant LA CONVIVIALITE in the Council building, after more glasses of Russian vodka (he was trying to pave the way for the meeting with the Russian president, Putin) and after slapping friendly some waiters and kissing some baldly ones, he had a moment of real revelation: How dare the treacherous Albion and this dodgy Dave to cheat our Commission and blackmail us, with all those disadvantages he pretends to be, if they vote to leave? WOW! (Smart guy, isn’t he?...Or, maybe the vodka?)…

      …- Alexis, Alexis…you seemed so brave…I warned you, don’t make any visit there, at her den, private or public…You are going there, full of hopes with your own Agenda and you are coming back with Agenda 21, more or less Devillinati’s Puppets! And after the Bavarian method she applied to you, with a thinner voice you are speaking about more austerity, more Europe, save the euro, save the banks, blah, blah, blah…

      …Arriving in Downing Street 10 to take the charge off, the reporters surprise her going up and down the street, searching the damn entrance! Awkward moment! Once again, welcome Theresa, you look promising from our point of view!... A small parenthesis about her suit: I am sorry to say, but it seems so casual, so conservative…I am sure the other Theresa, the Saint, would wear it with pleasure in her life…But, this proves how hastily the things happened…Or the dodgy Dave missed to give her, the famous advice he gave to Jeremy: Put on a proper suit…

      - Yeah!...So the Brexit’s stage at this time is very well illustrated, as follows:

      brex -s-m

      …- OK, Vampyrolix, I will explain

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