Embarrassing Period Stories: Twenty Totally Awkward Tales of Preteens and Periods
By Foxglove Lee
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We get them at school. We get them on vacation. We get them at dance recitals and piano lessons, at theme parks and on tennis courts, during pool parties and volleyball games and math tests. We get our periods at the worst possible moments, but at least we’ve got funny stories to tell!
In this inclusive book, you’ll find twenty embarrassing period stories as hilarious as they are mortifying. If you’ve ever felt humiliated by leaks and layers and secrets and stains, feel free to laugh along!
Foxglove Lee
Foxglove’s fiction has been called SPECTACULAR by Rainbow Reviews and UNFORGETTABLE by USA Today!Foxglove Lee is a former aspiring Broadway Baby who now writes fiction for children, teens and young adults. She tries not to be too theatrical, but her characters often take over. Her debut novel, Tiffany and Tiger’s Eye, is set in the 80s and features an evil doll!
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Embarrassing Period Stories - Foxglove Lee
Embarrassing Period Stories © 2016 Foxglove Lee
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Summary: We get them at school. We get them on vacation. We get them at dance recitals and piano lessons, at theme parks and on tennis courts, during pool parties and volleyball games and math tests. We get our periods at the worst possible moments, but at least we’ve got funny stories to tell. In this inclusive book, you’ll find twenty embarrassing period stories as hilarious as they are mortifying. If you’ve ever felt humiliated by leaks and layers and secrets and stains, feel free to laugh along!
[1. Juvenile Nonfiction / Health & Daily Living / Maturing. 2. Juvenile Nonfiction / Health & Daily Living / Personal Hygiene. 3. Juvenile Nonfiction / Humor / General.]
Embarrassing Period Stories
Twenty Totally Awkward Tales of Preteens and Their Periods
Table of Contents
School Stories
On Vacation
First Periods
Poolside
Secrets Revealed
So Embarrassing!
School Stories
Volleyball Pad Fail
Joselin T.
In sixth grade I made the cut for the school volleyball team, but only just. I was technically second string, but more like a substitute. There were a lot of games when I spent the whole time on the bench.
Periods were fairly new to me and they weren’t yet regular, so when I left for school that morning I wasn’t expecting to get it. At first I thought it would just be light, because my first day was usually very light, but it got heavier throughout the day. All I had in my bag was a panty liner. By the end of the day I knew I had to change it. The problem was that my sixth grade was in an elementary school that didn’t have tampon and pad dispensers.
After school, my team had a volleyball game. I just wanted to go home, but I was afraid the coach would cut me if I did. It was an away game, so parent volunteers drove us to the school we were competing against. Fortunately that school went up to eighth grade. Their restrooms had pad dispensers, so I bought one.
I was expecting to get the kind of pad I usually used: absorbent but thin, with wings. That’s not what came out. I got one pad in a cardboard box. I’d never seen anything like it. It was more like a pillow than a pad. It was huge, and it didn’t have wings at all.
When I pulled off the backing and stuck it to my underwear, it started peeling off right away. It must have been old, because it had lost a lot of stickiness.
So great, I’m wearing a pad as thick as a pillow with no wings and it’s barely sticking to my undies and now I’m supposed to play volleyball?
And our uniform was a red top and white shorts! Whose bright idea was that? Why couldn’t it have been red shorts and a white top? Why???
I was the weakest player on the team and I was hardly ever called on to play. My hope was that the coach wouldn’t put me in the game. Still, I had to participate in warm-ups with everyone else. I did a really bad job for two reasons: a) so the coach would think I was too terrible to play, and b) because I could feel my pad shifting around in my undies every time I moved.
There were a lot of really strong players on my team. We were beating the other school by a huge margin, so the coach figured she’d give me a chance. Any other day I would have been so happy. Not that day! As soon as I stood up from the bench, a huge gush of blood spilled onto my pad.
Once I got on the court I didn’t know which would be worse: to play really badly or risk my pad shifting so much that I’d leak through my white shorts.
I stood with my legs together