The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book: Jokes Guaranteed To Leave Your Friends In Stitches
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If you can't resist shouting out "Who's there?" on cue, The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book is for you! Features hilarious sections such as:
- Once Upon a Knock Knock
- When Fun Comes a Knockin'
- Tied Up in Knock Knocks
- Knock Knock Your Socks Off
- Who's That Knockin'?
Packed full of puzzles, games, and activities, The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book proves that laughter really is the best medicine!
Aileen Weintraub
An Adams Media author.
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The Everything Kids' Knock Knock Book - Aileen Weintraub
Once Upon a Knock-Knock
illustrationKnock knock!
Who's there?
Erma.
Erma who?
Erma going tell you lots of knock-knock jokes!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Heifer.
Heifer who?
Heifer dollar is better than none!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Scold.
Scold who?
'Scold out!
illustrationKnock knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!
What am I?
I have a very big mouth, but I never say a word. I have a bank, but I don't keep any money in it. I have a bed, but I never get tired. I wave at everybody, but I have no hands. What am I?
A river
illustrationKnock knock!
Who's there?
Doug.
Doug who?
Doug-out is where the baseball players sit!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Abe Lincoln.
Abe Lincoln who?
A-be Lincoln light on a Christmas tree!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q chicken!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gumby.
Gumby who?
Gumby our guest for dinner!
Crawly Caterpillars
Make caterpillars out of old toilet paper rolls! Wrap the toilet paper roll in colorful construction paper (you can use tape or glue to make sure it sticks). Color squiggly designs on it. Cut up a pipe cleaner into six one-inch pieces. Glue or stick the pieces through the bottom of the caterpillar for legs. Now cut another pipe cleaner in half and bend the halves in the shape of antennae. Glue the antennae to the top of the caterpillar's head. Find a pompon and glue it on for a nose. Draw on some eyes. For extra big caterpillars, use old paper towel rolls instead!
illustrationDon't Sweat It Did you know that there are more chickens than people in the world? That's because chickens can lay about 320 eggs each year. Also, did you know that chickens never sweat? They have to spread their wings and pant in order to keep cool.
illustrationKnock knock!
Who's there?
Jude.
Jude who?
Jude the food, then swallowed it!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy a big monster under the bed!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Window.
Window who?
Window we get to play something else?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Agatha.
Agatha who?
Agatha the chills when it's cold!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howell.
Howell who?
Howell do you know me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Genoa.
Genoa who?
Genoa good dentist?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier money in the bank!
comedian:
A man or a woman who makes a living by being funny. It is a comedian's job to tell jokes and get people giggling.
illustrationKnock knock!
Who's there?
Ham.
Ham who?
Ham I going to see you again?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car-go vroom vroom!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Thelonius.
Thelonius who?
Thelonius night of the week!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson television?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel eat you if he's hungry!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!
illustrationNoah
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Use the decoder to find the answer!
illustrationKnock knock!
Who's there?
Court.
Court who?
Court of milk!
illustrationKnock knock!
Who's there?
Teresa.
Teresa who?
Teresa fly in my soup!
illustrationKnock knock!
Who's there?
Giza.
Giza who?
Giza nice man!
English All Over
illustrationThere are many countries that have English-speaking people. In many countries where English is not the first language, English is taught in schools. Did you know that there are more English-speaking people in China than there are in the United States?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher the way I always shpoke!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Founder.
Founder who?
Founder book in the library!
illustrationKnocked to Pieces
A knock-knock and its answer were put into the large grid, and then cut into eight pieces. See if you can figure out where each piece goes, and write the letters in their proper places. When you have filled in the grid correctly, you will be able to read the joke from left to right, and top to