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    Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World: A Storyteller's Collection: Vol. 1 Short Story
    Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World: A Storyteller's Collection: Vol. 1 Short Story
    Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World: A Storyteller's Collection: Vol. 1 Short Story
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    Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World: A Storyteller's Collection: Vol. 1 Short Story

    By Stephanie Writt

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    Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World
    I burned my high school prom to the ground. Blew it up really. Well, my date Jimmy did. Just, Pekew. Stuff falling everywhere. But we had to! All our classmates had turned into vampires and stuff. And that was just the beginning of a night full of crazy, sexy, bloody events. I’m traumatized. For reals. At one point I even said a bad word. Yeah. That bad.

    “Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World” can also be found in “Storyteller’s Collection: Volume 1 of 10 Stories from Your Favorite Genres.” Its complete short story list is:
    • Rebellion of the Princess of Argon
    • Once Every Year
    • Walk of Power
    • Twin Competition
    • Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World
    • A Future Song
    • Stranger That Saved Her
    • Contract Vampire
    • Unstoppable Force
    • Flight of Little Bird

    “The story [A Future Song]...left me feeling satisfied and touched.”
     – Charles de Lint

    The Storyteller's Collection Series
    Vibrant stories from all genres populate this eclectic series. Each story a complete telling that will take the reader, from beginning to end, on a character driven ride. Volume by volume, all packed with dozens of new characters. See, hear, feel and taste their journeys to places spicy and exotic. And to places as warm and familiar as home.


     

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherWayne Press
    Release dateJan 16, 2017
    ISBN9781386549697
    Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World: A Storyteller's Collection: Vol. 1 Short Story

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      Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World - Stephanie Writt

      Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World

      Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World

      A Storyteller’s Collection: Volume 1 Short Story

      Stephanie Writt

      Wayne Press

      Contents

      Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World

      Read and be happy!

      Want to read more in this collection?

      Free Story: 1st in Geriatric Magic’s: The New York Collection

      Geriatric Magic

      Want to read more in this series?

      Free Story: 1st in Tony & Gage’s: The Junior Year Collection

      The Day Tony Earned Detention

      Want to read more in this series?

      Preview: Love & Jinx

      Part One

      Chapter 1

      Chapter 2

      Chapter 3

      Chapter 4

      Love & Jinx: Want to finish reading?

      Also by Stephanie Writt

      About the Author

      Valley Girl Vampire to Save the World

      Iburned my high school prom to the ground.

      But I had to! Cause they all turned into vampires, and stuff. They were, like, everywhere.

      So I torched them. Well, my date Jimmy did.

      Don’t look at me like that. I was so traumatized. I mean, look at me! I’m a wreck. I probably look like some pathetic Goth weirdo with my raccoon eyes. I came by these through actual crying. Not some eternity time starring at myself in the mirror until my soul shriveled up, or whatever. Real crying cause I was like, freaking out.

      There was blood. Everywhere.

      Jimmy was so smart and brave. He took his dad’s rifle and shot the gas pipe on the side of the gym. Jimmy said it went to the heater room or something. I was like, totally screaming at him. Cause when he started shooting, he wasn’t even aiming at the hundreds of vampires pouring out of the freakin' gym doorway.

      I felt like such a dumbass, excuse my language, when the building blew up. Just, Pekew. Stuff falling everywhere.

      Jimmy grabbed me and we jumped back into his truck. He didn’t put the rifle back in the gun rack. Just tossed it in my lap and told me to reload.

      Then he threw the box of ammo at me.

      I mean, he had just saved my life and all, but he didn’t need to be a dick about it. All those metal pieces flying everywhere. Some of them hurt. For reals.

      Might have left bruises even.

      They might have.

      So it’s kind of hard to load a gun when the driver is driving like a maniac out of some chase movie. The brave, save-the-day Jimmy that was so freaking hot at the gym totally vanished. The Jimmy that like, sputtered and spit on me when he talked and kept yelling at me? Not sexy.

      Plus, he hurt my feelings.

      Also, my legs with his stupid box of bullets, and my feelings with his spitty fit words. His chances of getting laid were dropping by the second.

      So apparently, vampires didn’t invade just our Prom.

      We drove through the neighborhood by the school and people attacked other people everywhere. It looked like everyone was totally making out with everyone else. But really, they were sucking each other’s blood. Weird, but sexy in that everyone’s-dead-or-might-be-killed sort of way. A little Lost Boys with a splash of Twilight. I mean, not enough Twilight. Crazy swerving Jimmy was no Edward. And Jacob? Not even. I wish.

      I like the abbie types. Yum.

      Anyways, so these two freaky, scary guys leap in front of the truck and Jimmy just plows right into them. He doesn’t even slow down. I bumped my head on the roof of the cab when he drove over them and I totally got a knot on my head. I thought I might have a concussion.

      So, I tell Jimmy he needs to keep me awake because if I fall asleep I might die. Cause that’s what happens in a concussion. And the jerk starts yelling at me again. Says I’m self-centered.

      Me! Self-centered?

      If he truly loved me he would have cared enough about me to make sure I didn’t fall asleep and die! Like, for reals.

      I was the one that was hurt. On my legs from the bullets, then my head from him being a crappy driver. He just kept hurting me again and again.

      I didn’t know if I could take anymore.

      I mean, I didn’t want to end up like some of those girls in abusive relationships. Where they get so used to the beatings they like it and can’t live without it. Like drugs.

      And I’m no druggie. That’s gross.

      So, I was about to have a talk with Jimmy about maybe we should break up if he was just going to keep treating me like that, when we hit a brick wall.

      For reals.

      Not just like, metaphorically in our relationship, which was totally true at that time, too. So maybe that had some effect on what Jimmy did. But yeah. He drove into a brick

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