Gigolo All the Way

Gigolo All the Way

By JN Welsh

Published by JN Welsh

Copyright 2018 JN Welsh

Cover Illustration by German Creative

Edited by Tanya Kaanta

Gigolo All the Way Copyright 2018 by JN Welsh. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews. This eBook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This eBook may not be re-sold or given away to other persons. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each recipient. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

All characters are a work of fiction. Names, places, businesses, characters and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead, actual events or locales is purely coincidental.

Table of Contents

Dedication

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Epilogue

SNEAK PEAK OF IN TUNE

Acknowledgements

About the Author

My Special Note for You

Other Books by JN Welsh

Dedication

To families, friends, Douglas Firs, lights, ornaments, office parties, cookies, hot cocoa, snow, fireplaces, fuzzy blankets, and the long list of amazing things that make the holidays memorable.

CHAPTER ONE

Noelle Rudolph hovered the Christmas lights above her afro when her phone rang. She groaned when she saw it was her mother.

I will not answer. She can badger voice mail instead of my ears for a change.

Cease and desist was not in Shandra Rudolph’s vocabulary. To the point where Elle hated her Bing Crosby version of Jingle all the Way ringtone.

Elle caved. Hi Mom. She greeted her mother sweetly. I’m on my way to the office Christmas party so I can’t —

Hi, dumpling. Her mother’s Trinidadian accent sang in her ear. Your father and I are finalizing plans for the lake. We just wanted to be sure you weren’t bringing anyone.

Her mother damn well knew she wasn’t dating anyone because she just asked her two days ago.

Elle sighed. No, I—

Okay, then you’ll have to share a room with one of the younger kids or perhaps the twins. We keep growing. We’ll need a bigger house next year.

Oh, hell no! You can’t be serious, Mom. I’m an adult. Elle was the only single offspring of the Rudolph-Berry clan heading to Lake Placid for their Christmas vacation.

Well, dear, it’s not like you need the privacy like the other couples. You know Christmas is a very romantic time of year. Her mother sure did know how to add insult to injury.

"Yeah, but just because I don’t need that kind of privacy, doesn’t mean I don’t need regular privacy or my own space." Elle turned off the battery-operated Christmas lights. With each response and question from her mother, her holiday spirit dwindled.

Be reasonable, Elle.

Elle was tired of being reasonable. Year after year she cringed from her family’s harassment over her singledom. She’d been fretting over this vacation for some time and her mother’s words battered her nerves.

Well, you just ruined the surprise. I will be coming with someone. What are you doing, Elle? Her mother’s matrimonial-minded tone drove her to do it. Yeah, I’m bringing someone I’ve been dating for a few months.

Come now, Elle, her mother warned. You didn’t tell me this when last we spoke.

Because I wanted to surprise you guys. You know me.

Well, this is exciting news. Your father and everyone will be so pleased to know. Of course, we’re dying to meet him.

Yeah, he feels the same about meeting you all, too, Elle grimaced.

Her mother dove right into unfiltered mothering role. Well, tell me about him. What’s his name? What does he do? What does he eat so we can have the foods he likes? Does he ski? Jasper can show him the resort. I have to get him a gift. What would you suggest?

There was still time to back out and tell her mother that this was all a joke—a really bad joke. But her mother sounded happier with Elle than she had been in a long time. Marrying Elle off was her mother’s biggest concern and their family’s ongoing topic of conversation. Elle’s family was great, but they truly obsessed as to why, at thirty-one, the oldest offspring of the Rudolph-Berry clan had yet to marry.

I’ll let you know, Mom, but right now, I really have to get to the party.

But—

My colleagues are waiting. Elle prayed she wouldn’t have to hang up on her mother to avoid answering even the basic questions.

All right, dumpling-dear. We’ll chat later, her mother said.

Shandra’s excitement made it easy for Elle to mimic. Great.

Elle hung-up the phone and groaned, plopped into her chair, and rubbed her face. What have I done?

Elle’s co-worker Tess Schwartz danced over. Party ovah here, Tess said, shaking sleigh bells with each step. Tess was a self-proclaimed Christmas-loving Jew and celebrated the holiday season harder than any Christian Elle ever met.

Hey, girl, Elle mumbled.

What the heck happened to the glow-fro you were so excited about?

My mom called.

What happened? Is she hounding you again? Tess was no stranger to Elle’s mother’s inquisition about men and her dating life.

They were going to put me in the kids’ room for the Christmas house we’re renting for vacation.

Ouch.

What’s worse is I think I did something really stupid. No…no, I take that back. It’s definitely stupid. Elle closed her eyes and sighed.

Well, it can’t be that bad.

It is.

Let me be the judge of stupidity. Tess sat in a chair from another cubicle and scooted over, her light brown ponytail swinging from side to side. Lay the confession on me.

I told my mother I’m dating someone and I’m bringing him for Christmas. Elle recanted the details of the conversation.

Err…um, hold on. Tess left and returned with her specialty bottle of spiced wine. I was saving this for the party, but you need this now.

See. Stupid. I just panicked.

Maybe not the smartest move. I mean, did you have someone in mind before that crap came out of your mouth?

Elle drew a blank, which explained it all to Tess.

Well, what are you going to do, Elle?

I don’t know.

You could always hire someone. Tess laughed.

I’d never do that. Elle oscillated her head at a dizzying pace. Or could she?

Don’t you even think about it. Tess wagged a finger at her. I was kidding.

But hypothetically, if I was desperate enough, which you know I definitely am, what would that look like?

The air that escaped Tess’s lips could rival a tornado. There are male escorts, she enlightened. Let me rephrase. For your situation, an elite male escort is what you need. A gigolo.

Gigolo? Come on, Tess. Aren’t they just camouflaged prostitutes?

No. They are escorts who take you out, show you a good old time, and leave. If they choose to have sex with you, it’s a consensual act between said adults. That’s why it's not prostitution.

Can’t I just get an actor?

Yeah, but where are you going to find an actor who isn’t going home broke for the holidays or performing for it. You don’t have that kind of time to vet someone who can pull this off. This is what these scrumptious men do for a living. Tess’s fervor was intriguing.

For real, though? I’m not trying to get sexed up.

So you say, until a tall drink of something sexy is whispering in your ear at the end of the night. Tess licked her thirsty lips.

Whatever. Elle couldn’t remember the last time she had a man whisper in her ear. Had a man ever whispered in her ear? Jeez, she was pathetic. So…how much does something like this cost?

Tess swiveled in the desk chair. It depends on the agency, the guy, and for how long.

I only know I need him to play my boyfriend for eight days from a few days before Christmas to just after.

Then forget about it. That’s going to cost you. Even I wouldn’t pay that much for a gigolo and I am not going to encourage you to, either.

Elle knew her friend was trying to be protective, but how bad was the price tag for a fake boyfriend? It can’t be that bad.

Yes, it can. Tess smirked.

Wait a second. How the hell do you know so much about this anyway?

I had a cousin. Tess focused one hundred percent of her effort on inspecting her fingernails.

You had a cousin? What does that even mean? Humor sang through Elle’s words.

Okay, okay. Before I met Nathan, I sowed my royal oats. Don’t judge me.

Tess, I’m asking you about hiring a gigolo to deceive my family so they don’t think I’m the loser I obviously am, because I can’t convince a guy to latch. I’m the last one to judge.

I'm just saying.

Moving on. Elle rolled her index fingers around one another a few times. So, how much is it? A couple thousand a stint?

Try, fifteen hundred to three-thousand a night. Tess’s face wrinkled as she waited for Elle’s reaction.

Elle did the math in her head and nearly fell out. That’s almost twenty-five thousand dollars!

Tess twisted her mouth to one side and shrugged. Yeah, and for what you need, the weekly and weekend rates kick in so, it could be less or more.

Are you kidding me? That’s like a down payment on a home or someone’s salary!

Told ya. Tess patted her shoulder. Just forget about it, girl. There are worse things than going home to a family who loves you, lover-less. Even if they are a pain in the ass.

You think so? Pause. Elle pulled out her phone and played messages from her mother, her father, her brother, two of her cousins, her aunt on her mother’s side, and her uncle. Each message started with a remark alluding to her lack of beau, sandwiched in between a greeting and salutation.

Daaayyyyuuummm. Tess bit her knuckle. That would drive me up a fucking wall. I’m sorry, Elle.

Elle tapped her nose with her index finger several times, and then fiddled with the small gold watch hanging from her neck. I can find the money.

I know what you’re thinking. You’ve worked too hard to blow that money. Remember the goal. Tess lowered her voice to a whisper and leaned forward. Two more clients and you can leave here and work your graphic design business full-time.

I can make it back. I’d just have to work here another year and work my business and I can pay myself back.

But you’re killing yourself. How long do you really think you can keep up this pace, Elle? The new year was supposed to bring these changes.

I’ll just have to postpone it one more year.

Tess swiveled the chair from side to side. It’s not worth it. Especially if you are not even thinking about sexing this dude. Maybe you can find a guy friend who can play the role.

Elle spun her phone in circles on her desk. My family knows all my friends, plus it’s the holidays. Everyone I know will be with their families.

You’re in a bind, but it’s not a twenty-five-thousand-dollar bind. My suggestion? Tell the truth and bunk with the kids. It’s only eight days.

Elle replayed the messages. She wasn’t so sure that buying a boyfriend—to get a little reprieve from her family’s incessant nagging about her love life—wasn’t worth the price.

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After the office Christmas party, Elle, Tess, and a few of their inebriated co-workers straggled to a local bar to continue the holiday festivities. With glow-fro twinkling and not even half as inebriated as she wanted to be, Elle’s weighty decisions loomed.

Parched for escape, Elle hovered at the crowded bar. When the bartender kept flipping her long brown flowing hair and continued to pass her, Elle wondered if the woman was blind or just ignoring her on purpose. As if the puff of hair decorated in Christmas lights didn’t scream for attention.

Who do I have to fuck to get a drink? Her shoulders slumped. She wanted to be out at the bar sprinkling holiday cheer, but she was stressed, and it was starting to show. She had to figure out this boyfriend situation in just a few days.

What are you drinking?

Elle heard the richness of a deep male voice before she saw him. And when she did, she had to negotiate her mouth to close and her widened eyes to behave normally. Elle licked her lips as sudden dryness parched her mouth.

Finding her speech she responded. I just want a Malbec.

Jo-Jo! Malbec! He called to the bartender, motioning the size of a bottle with his hands.

You bet, the woman responded.

Yeah, Jo-Jo. Hook a sistah up, Elle commented.

Jo-Jo wasted little time tending to his request and opened a bottle, handing it to Elle’s savior, along with two glasses.

As he moved, Elle’s eyes began their wild uncontrollable perusal of the man. From his low cut, black hair and athletic build to the strong hands that delicately held the items Jo-Jo gave him. The bar was fairly dark and though she knew his eyes were light, their color was elusive.

That’s quite the coif you’ve got there. He eyed her afro.

For the first time ever, Elle wished it wasn’t the holidays and that she hadn’t just come from an office holiday party decked out like a Christmas tree.

Power to the people. Elle raised her fist in the air. Some random bar-goers raised their fists around her and she chuckled.

And a following no less.

What can I say? Elle shrugged. Do you come here often? She physically grabbed the words back from the air. That is such a cheesy line.

He gave her a sideways glance. Kind of. Want to try again? His words were arrogant, but his delivery was light-hearted.

"My bad.