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    Alien Lover
    Alien Lover
    Alien Lover
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    Alien Lover

    By R. Richard

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    (I have faced an alien tribunal, bent upon my death. The aliens were much more intelligent than I am. However, I’m smarter than the aliens. I have emerged from the hearing with my life and my business intact. Now comes the difficult part.)
    I go to a medical facility and I walk Aaia over to a private room. I talk to the lady. “Someone, probably some group, sent you to me. Of course, since I’m just a simple Earthman, I was too dumb to see that you were sent to me as a weapon to end my life.”
    (Aaia is in trouble. She needs to try to work on my mind.) She asks, “Do you think that I wanted to kill you?”
    I sigh, “Those who sent you wanted to kill me. They implanted in your mind a command that you kill me. They also implanted in your mind a command, that once you killed me, you were to kill yourself. To those who sent you, you were not a person, merely a tool to implement their plan. I did bruise you a bit, as was necessary. My actions were done to save your life.”
    Aaia snaps, “What the advanced civilization people did to my mind was evil. What your people did to my mind was beyond ravishment.”
    I smile, “What my people did to your mind was what advanced civilization doctors thought was necessary to remove the kill commands from your mind. The Judge is arranging for more advanced civilization medical advice, to complete the process of removal of the kill commands from your mind and restoration of your mind, to pre-command state.”
    Aaia snaps, “And, what did you learn from the invasion of my mind?” (She looks at me with a mixture of maybe rage and fear.)
    I smile, “They told me that they removed the kill commands from your mind, They also made some alterations to your mind to remove the mental imbalance that caused you to be sent to an advanced civilization prison. I was told something of the procedures used, but I didn’t understand the medical terms. Finally, they told me that there’s a slight imbalance in your physical system that is a result of your not taking all of your vitamins.”
    Aaia is surprised, “Vitamins ..., then you do really care about me.”
    I reply sternly, “You are going to take your vitamins, on schedule, or else.”
    Aaia answers, “I am not a little girl.” (Then I see a shift in viewpoint.) “I will take my vitamins, but of, my own free will.”
    “When whoever sent you to Earth, knew that you were intended to harm me. I could have tied you up, used your body and then killed you. Those who sent you saw you as nothing more than a piece of meat. However, I’m smarter than that. I decided to find out what the woman could do.”
    Aaia muses, “You used me in your business. I could read alien documents. I could handle your Earth customers. I could train and deal with your customer interface ladies. You used my mind.”
    I smile, “I used your mind and some of your lady skills. You are a skilled, advanced civilization lady. You far outdistance Earth ladies. However, you have a major blind spot. I’m a skilled Earth engineer. However, I have been taking advanced civilization engineering classes, to improve my ability to use alien technology. You have a lot of success, here on Earth, but you have failed to upgrade your skills.”
    Aaia snaps, “Oh, just what skills have I failed to upgrade?”
    I lecture, “You are under sentence of death, back in your alien civilization world. I can solve that problem, for my lady.”
    Aaia snaps, “You may be able to outsmart even an advanced civilization Judge. However, you can’t outsmart an entire advanced civilization legal system.”
    I smile, “Your advanced civilization and my Earth civilization have major blind spots. I can use those blind spots to defeat opponents that are much more intelligent than I am.”

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherR. Richard
    Release dateNov 15, 2016
    ISBN9781370283750
    Alien Lover
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    R. Richard

    I'm the co-author, with Sunset Thomas, of Anatomy of An Adult Film.I have 48 novels and over 299 short stories currently published.I spent my early years in the part of Los Angeles known as the South Central. I was known as Whi' Boy, which was sufficient to identify me in that place. I'm a skilled Kung Fu player, using a system that I learned from a Korean I knew only as 'Pak.' It would be easier to tell you the places that Pak wasn't wanted by the police, rather than the places where he was wanted by the police. Pak's Kung Fu system, augmented by some bits and pieces from some Chinese practitioners is quick and effective, or I wouldn't be alive today.My early education was mostly obtained by stealing books from the public library (I always returned them and the Librarian even began to provide me with reading lists.) I did go to high schools, but I never really learned anything there. I eventually graduated from the University of California at Los Angeles, UCLA, with a degree in mathematics.I work as a Systems Analyst and also make a part of my living as a professional gambler (legal in Nevada.) I write science fiction and erotica. My published novels are:Anatomy of An Adult Film (With Sunset Thomas)1. Second Chance: God Killer2. Second Chance: Sky Pirate3. Second Chance: Scroll Seeker4. Second Chance: King of The Islands5. Second Chance: King of Zaya6. Second Chance: Duke of Averon7. Second Chance: King of Golomon8. Second Chance: King Of The Sky9. Second Chance: Warlord of Ifrequeh10. Second Chance: King of Ariby11. Second Chance: King of Mesodania12. Second Chance: King of Avuls13. Second Chance: King of Kemet14. Second Chance: King of Zorran15. Second Chance: King of Two Worlds16. Second Chance: King of Averon17. Second Chance: King's Duties18. Second Chance: King of The New WorldAdventurer: Simulation ProblemAdventurer: Pannar ProblemA Programmer's GambitAmateur StripperBeach MurdersBondage HouseCorporate Sex SlavesFriday NightGo Naked In The SoftwareGrasshopper WinterInvoluntary NudeLayoffNot A HeroPirates of The KeysSummer of SexThe LakeThe Last Moon DanceThe Nude Adventures of Plain JaneThe Secret Life of Wanda WilsonTails of the Pussycat LoungeTo Keep A JobTopless RestaurantToy WhoresVix: The MarineWayward BoyShort Stories:A Christmas Visit

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      I live in an isolated rural house, a house that was willed to me by my late uncle. I run businesses, from the house that I inherited. The businesses that I run are very profitable. However, I must run them from the house in which I live. Inside (I think) of my house is a portal. The portal is a connection to an advanced civilization, from somewhere off Earth. I know really nothing about the portal, save that it works. I deal with whoever operates the other end of the advanced civilization portal. With one exception, I have never met anyone from an advanced civilization, from somewhere off Earth.

      I have a computer terminal, that lets me talk to the advanced civilization portal operators. The computer terminal operates in English. I tell the advanced civilization portal operators what I want, at least in general. The advanced civilization portal operators tell me what they want, at least in general.

      From time to time, I get a list of things that the advanced civilization portal operators have to send me. From time to time, I have to get an explanation as to what some of the items that they offer are and do. In turn, I give the advanced civilization portal operators a list of what I have to send them. Frequently I have to send small samples of what I have to offer, for the advanced civilization portal operators to evaluate.

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