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    Fresh Yo Mama Jokes

    By Sandra Staines

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    Are you tired of the same old, same old? Yo Mama jokes don't have to be stale. Here is a collection of over 300 fresh Yo Mama jokes.

    Yo Mama is so naive that she thought artificial intelligence was something that she could go out and buy to make herself smarter.

    Yo Mama is so possessive that you and yo papa have big signs tattooed on your foreheads saying 'Property of Big Mama'.

    Yo Mama is so large that Canada has denied her entry; they're afraid of a great depression.

    Yo Mama is such a drunk that when she announced that she was switching from whiskey to gin Scotland sent a senior minister over to beg her to change her mind.

    Yo Mama is so greedy that her favourite vacation destinations are Chile, Sweden and China. When someone asked her why, she said 'I like chile with my food, I eat food off a china plate and I like to sweden my drinks.'

    Yo Mama is so dumb; she would love to be xenophobic but she doesn't know what the word means.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateJul 7, 2016
    ISBN9781365243554
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