The Man From Nantucket
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Psssst...Hey Kid! Want a doity book? The Man From Nantucket is a book about a true American hero and legend. "The Man" was a real person, with a real name, born Sam Swathorn in 1906. Sam became well known and respected early in his life for his fine command of filthy limericks. However, few patriots remember Sam as a bonefied American hero!
Swathorn's exploits rivaled those of Pecos Bill, Paul Bunyan, Daniel Boone, Lizzie Borden, Johnny Appleseed and Bettie Page. This exciting TRUE story was adapted from The Timeless Children’s Classic ‘The Bountiful Mutiny’ by Infinity Upton-Downes and her “Tales of Salty Sea Men and Soaked Sirens.”
Fred (Freddy) Barnett
Fred ‘Freddy’ BarnettFred 'Freddy' Jay Deutsch Barnett (1950-2200)When did I feel like a real writer? When, at 4-years-old I wrote my first dirty word and distributed it throughout the Miami hotel where my family was staying. It was widely read, reviews were good and we were 'moved' across the street.I was born in 1950, in Neponsit, New York, a hurricane's breath from the beach.
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The Man From Nantucket - Fred (Freddy) Barnett
Table of Contents
Title Page
The Man From Nantucket
By
Fred Barnett
Adapted from The Timeless Children’s Classic
‘The Bountiful Mutiny’
There Once was a Man from Nantucket
The Bountiful Mutiny (unabridged)
Tales of Salty Sea Men and Soaked Sirens
(Tragic Lust #65)
On giving a final f@ck:
"When the nurse props your worthless ass up for the last time on your death bed and Death slaps you on your rattling back —
forcing the final exhausted pronouncement:
"I no longer can offer or proffer a spare, or fair ‘FUCK!’ to this gluttonous world!"
Remember, in the spirit of beloved Old Mother FUCK!mas, that there are multitudes of the FUCK!less — who would be grateful to receive the least of life's most destitute and discarded FUCK!s.
Do I sound angry?
Sorry. No, I’m not! So FUCK! Alla ya."
— Samuel "FUCK!nuts" Swathorn — who wrote these last words while on his death bed (2016) beneath his death lamp, while he stared out of his death window.
Sam — The Official, The Original, and the Only Man from Nantucket
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Young Sam and his granddad, Mr. William Balls
Born on the Island of Nantucket, in