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The ultimate drummer joke book by a former drummer. This booklet contains every funny drummer joke I've heard. Enjoy!
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The Ultimate Drummer Joke Book - Mikey Chlanda
Q. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
A. Drool.
Q. How can you tell that there's a drummer knocking on your door?
A. When you tell him to come in, he's two beats late.
Public Domain images cartoon turtle playing drums slow beat music ...Q. Why does the drummer keep knocking on your door?
A. Drummers never know when to come in.
Q. Why do bands have drummers?
A. Everybody needs an asshole.
DULCI-MORE FOLK & TRADITIONAL MUSICIANS PUBLIC DOMAIN SONGBOOK ...Q. How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. 101. One to screw it in, the other hundred to say That's not the way Neil Peart would have done it.
Second answer – None. Hell, they don't even
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