Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba
    The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba
    The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba
    Ebook64 pages46 minutes

    The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba

    By Patrick Jones

    5/5

    ()

    Read preview

    About this ebook

    This book is the wing-man for the novice Cuba traveler looking to get the most out of their Cuba experience. Imagine knowing all the possible mistakes, traps, and scams before you make them. Well, this book will allow you to do exactly that. Which is to arrive in Havana a quasi expert.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPatrick Jones
    Release dateJun 27, 2015
    ISBN9781311796035
    The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba

    Related to The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba

    Related ebooks

    Special Interest Travel For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      Pleasure To Kill By Kreator

      Feb 4, 2021

      1986 WAS AN extraordinary year in the evolution of heavy music. With Metallica and Slayer releasing their respective masterpieces, Master Of Puppets and Reign In Blood, the thrash metal scene consolidated its reputation as an unstoppable force. Meanw

      5 min read

    • Article

      Psychedelic Soul Man!

      May 19, 2022

      Psychedelic Soul Man!
      13 min read

    • Article

      StarBass

      Nov 9, 2021

      “The way this came about was that the musical director Maria Schneider said to David Bowie, ‘Check out Donny McCaslin’s band’, and gave him a CD, so he came to see us play at the 55 Bar in New York. “With a track like ‘Lazarus’ there was already a de

      4 min read

    • Article

      ‘I’m Your Huckleberry’: Val Kilmer’s Candid Take On Hollywood And Healing

      Jun 11, 2020

      In his memoir, “I’m Your Huckleberry,” the actor talks about winning fame, dropping out of Hollywood, and his ongoing spiritual seeking.

      4 min read

    • Article

      Record Reviews

      Apr 14, 2020

      Frank Zappa’s first real solo album (he conducted but did not play on Lumpy Gravy) is probably his greatest recording and perhaps his most uncharacteristic in that his singing voice is nowhere to be heard. The one vocal, “Willie the Pimp,” is sung by

      12 min read

    • Article

      Origin Story

      Aug 27, 2021

      Origin Story
      10 min read

    • Article

      My Debt To Women Of Strength

      Jan 30, 2019

      In my early life in the Deep South in the late 1960s, the women’s movement had hardly begun. And, in the milieu in which I was raised, I never really thought about a career of my own. Back then, Southern ladies were raised to get a good education, ma

      2 min read

    • Article

      Bad Gal Hal

      Sep 20, 2022

      Bad Gal Hal
      9 min read

    • Article

      Go Ask Alice

      May 10, 2018

      Go Ask Alice
      7 min read

    • Article

      A Slide Into Swinging...

      Nov 12, 2021

      A Slide Into Swinging...
      9 min read

    • Article

      A Slide Into Swinging...

      Nov 12, 2021

      A Slide Into Swinging...
      9 min read

    • Article

      Introducing... JENNA BENTLEY

      Dec 16, 2021

      Introducing... JENNA BENTLEY
      6 min read

    • Article

      In Conversation With ELEANOR SHEARER

      Jan 5, 2023

      As the granddaughter of immigrants who came to England with the Windrush generation, Eleanor Shearer was drawn to Caribbean history, and studied the legacy of slavery for her Masters in Politics at the University of Oxford. Her debut novel, River Sin

      2 min read

    • Article

      Drew Barrymore finding Home

      Dec 1, 2021

      Drew Barrymore finding Home
      5 min read

    • Article

      A Slide Into Swinging…

      Nov 12, 2021

      A Slide Into Swinging…
      9 min read

    Related categories

    Reviews for The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba

    5/5

    1 rating1 review

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words

    • 5/5
      This is a wonderful book. I just booked my first flight to Cuba and I found information here very timely. Having traveled to Thailand and Dominican Republic, I can truely agree on the depiction of them. I look forward to using many of the recommendations here. I'm super excited now.

    Book preview

    The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba - Patrick Jones

    The Gentleman's Guide to Havana, Cuba

    A Gentleman’s Guide to Havana, Cuba

    By Jonesie and Monger Network

    Copyright 2015 Monger Network and Jonesie

    Kindle Edition

    Join our online community at http://www.mongernetwork.com . Use kindle hav as a referrer and apply the list price of this book towards a lifetime membership.

    The information in this book is the opinion of the author based on personal experience in Havana. Details about specific encounters, prices paid, and services procured are completely within the experience of the author, and is not guaranteed to take place with third parties and other individuals. None of the subjects of content within this book have paid or received any preferential consideration or benefit for participation beyond payment for products or services received. All images or referenced businesses does not imply endorsement or affiliation of any kind. All images herein are either proprietary, or used from commercial sites with permission.

    Intro

    Kevin: Wow, there are a lot of hot girls here, so how many of them are working?

    Jonesie: Almost all of them

    Kevin: No, I mean how many of them are hookers?

    Jonesie: Almost all of them

    Kevin: Seriously, I mean, how many of them will go home and fuck me for money?

    Jonesie: "Seriously, almost all of them.

    Kevin: I fucking love this place!

    Jonesie: Me too.

    Kevin, a frequent visitor to Costa Rica, and veteran of the Del Rey in San Jose, had this conversation with me on his first night in Havana, walking into La Cecelia, where he saw approximately 300-400 attractive girls in the outdoor club in Havana.

    The Beginning

    For me, it all started with Cuba in 2006, I’d been looking for the type of vacation where I could experience something unique and sexy at the same time. I’d been to Europe on non-mongering vacations, did an internship in the Middle East, but never had gone on a trip for the specific purpose of mongering. Sure, being from LA, I’d been to Tijuana, but I’m not sure TJ counts as a bonafide mongering trip. I left my office at 6pm, and was back home in LA by 3am.

    To me, the appeal of Cuba was the uniqueness of the culture, and of course the absolute carnal appeal of the women. Dark skinned, mulatta, Hispanic, white, and all of these with a Russian twist of DNA. All of it was walking around on the streets of Havana. Or so I’d read… I did my research on the old WSA site back when it was active. This was before sites like mine and Jackson’s forums. The layout was shoddy, but the info was good.

    My first trip was full of rookie mistakes and being incredibly gullible. I sincerely wanted to soak up as much of the culture as I could, and get a little honeypot in the process. I spent too much money on unforeseen things and barely had enough to pay my exit tax on the way out. Actually, I had 2.60 cuc after paying my exit tax. Enough for a cappuccino before my flight to Cancun. I had bought dinner

    Enjoying the preview?
    Page 1 of 1