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    GIT: Fireworks Night
    GIT: Remembrance Day
    GIT: Halloween
    Ebook series13 titles

    GIT Series

    By Marc Corn

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    About this series

    Seasonal weather, some people hate it, while others love it. But, at the same time some people lose control of common sense and fail miserably with their attempts to cope with these changes.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMarc Corn
    Release dateMar 1, 2001
    GIT: Fireworks Night
    GIT: Remembrance Day
    GIT: Halloween

    Titles in the series (13)

    • 1

      GIT: Halloween
      GIT: Halloween

      GIT: Halloween

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      Do you hate Halloween? I bet you don't, after all, you get free sweets. Mr. Git hates Halloween, not just a normal hate, but a hate that courses through his veins like an F1 Race Car. He is probably the biggest git you will ever meet.

      Do you hate Halloween? I bet you don't, after all, you get free sweets. Mr. Git hates Halloween, not just a normal hate, but a hate that courses through his veins like an F1 Race Car. He is probably the biggest git you will ever meet.

    • 2

      GIT: Fireworks Night
      GIT: Fireworks Night

      GIT: Fireworks Night

      Marc Corn
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      Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night. Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...

      Crash, Bang, and Wallop! Mr. Git hates all the noise pollution of Fireworks Night, he thinks it's a pointless celebration. So, instead of enjoying the celebrations, he decides to give you a moaning lecture on the historic meaning of Fireworks Night. Full of historic facts and Wisdom, and all in under five hundred words ...

    • 3

      GIT: Remembrance Day
      GIT: Remembrance Day

      GIT: Remembrance Day

      Marc Corn
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      Remembrance Day, the one-day of the year we observe a two minutes of silence for those who had been killed in the line of duty. Each year Mr. Git makes sure he observes the two minutes of silence, he thinks about all the privates he served with and remembers a young man who was cut down in his prime.

      Remembrance Day, the one-day of the year we observe a two minutes of silence for those who had been killed in the line of duty. Each year Mr. Git makes sure he observes the two minutes of silence, he thinks about all the privates he served with and remembers a young man who was cut down in his prime.

    • 6

      GIT: Big Car, Little Women Syndrome
      GIT: Big Car, Little Women Syndrome

      GIT: Big Car, Little Women Syndrome

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      Mr. Git has discovered a new hindrance, it's called Big Car, Little Women Syndrome. This syndrome relates to short women who drive huge 4X4 cars. Somehow, they think they own the road because they have a big flashy car, but the truth is, the car is a hindrance and the woman driving it is suffering from a syndrome ...

      Mr. Git has discovered a new hindrance, it's called Big Car, Little Women Syndrome. This syndrome relates to short women who drive huge 4X4 cars. Somehow, they think they own the road because they have a big flashy car, but the truth is, the car is a hindrance and the woman driving it is suffering from a syndrome ...

    • 7

      GIT: Silly Season!
      GIT: Silly Season!

      GIT: Silly Season!

      Marc Corn
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      Mr Git gets really fed up at Christmas time, or what he calls ‘Silly season’. Whether its irate and fed up parents or stressed out drivers, or just the multi corporate shops killing of the smaller local trader

      Mr Git gets really fed up at Christmas time, or what he calls ‘Silly season’. Whether its irate and fed up parents or stressed out drivers, or just the multi corporate shops killing of the smaller local trader

    • 4

      GIT: Big Brother
      GIT: Big Brother

      GIT: Big Brother

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      Mr. Git comes across a reality show called Big Brother, he sits and watches it for a while and then he decides to have a big moan about it. He doesn't like all this reality TV nonsense, he thinks its wasteful entertainment and in his own words, it's like watching goldfish in a goldfish bowl.

      Mr. Git comes across a reality show called Big Brother, he sits and watches it for a while and then he decides to have a big moan about it. He doesn't like all this reality TV nonsense, he thinks its wasteful entertainment and in his own words, it's like watching goldfish in a goldfish bowl.

    • 5

      GIT: Selfie
      GIT: Selfie

      GIT: Selfie

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      Have you been taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom again? If so, don't let Mr. Git catch you or else he will give you a stern lecture. Both girls and boys worry about the way they look, which is okay, but when does it go too far? Mr. Git gives you his unique outlook on the situation and chucks a bit of humour in for good measure. Can you handle Mr. Git?

      Have you been taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom again? If so, don't let Mr. Git catch you or else he will give you a stern lecture. Both girls and boys worry about the way they look, which is okay, but when does it go too far? Mr. Git gives you his unique outlook on the situation and chucks a bit of humour in for good measure. Can you handle Mr. Git?

    • 9

      GIT: Late Buses
      GIT: Late Buses

      GIT: Late Buses

      Marc Corn
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      Buses, the great British public transport system we all know and love, runs on time, or that's what they want you to believe! Mr. GIT tells his tales of the public transport system, and how on occasions he has prevented himself from knocking the bus drivers teeth out. Keep calm, and no violence needed.

      Buses, the great British public transport system we all know and love, runs on time, or that's what they want you to believe! Mr. GIT tells his tales of the public transport system, and how on occasions he has prevented himself from knocking the bus drivers teeth out. Keep calm, and no violence needed.

    • 8

      GIT: Camping
      GIT: Camping

      GIT: Camping

      Marc Corn
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      Mr. Git talks about how much he hates camping, and he tells you about the time when he took the wife on a camping trip—after this experience, it put him off forever and he traded his tent for a caravan, not that he had a choice in the matter ...

      Mr. Git talks about how much he hates camping, and he tells you about the time when he took the wife on a camping trip—after this experience, it put him off forever and he traded his tent for a caravan, not that he had a choice in the matter ...

    • 10

      GIT: Onesie
      GIT: Onesie

      GIT: Onesie

      Marc Corn
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      I can't believe what I saw, some girl in some new fangled pyjama's wondering around the shop; do people have any pride in their appearance?

      I can't believe what I saw, some girl in some new fangled pyjama's wondering around the shop; do people have any pride in their appearance?

    • 11

      GITT: Cumbria Trip
      GITT: Cumbria Trip

      GITT: Cumbria Trip

      Marc Corn
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      Time for another Ronnie GITT adventure, he is off to Cumbria in honour to his wife, who sadly passed away weeks before they could go on a holiday together. As expected, Ronnie talks through his adventure, and never misses the opportunity to have a moan.

      Time for another Ronnie GITT adventure, he is off to Cumbria in honour to his wife, who sadly passed away weeks before they could go on a holiday together. As expected, Ronnie talks through his adventure, and never misses the opportunity to have a moan.

    • 12

      GITT: Halloween 2
      GITT: Halloween 2

      GITT: Halloween 2

      Marc Corn
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      Ronnie GITT is back with another spooky tale for Halloween. This is the 1 year celebration of the GITT series, and we hope to bring you many more.

      Ronnie GITT is back with another spooky tale for Halloween. This is the 1 year celebration of the GITT series, and we hope to bring you many more.

    • GITT: Weather
      GITT: Weather

      GITT: Weather

      Marc Corn
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      Seasonal weather, some people hate it, while others love it. But, at the same time some people lose control of common sense and fail miserably with their attempts to cope with these changes.

      Seasonal weather, some people hate it, while others love it. But, at the same time some people lose control of common sense and fail miserably with their attempts to cope with these changes.

    Author

    Marc Corn

    Marc published his first book in October 2011, he just wanted to give it a try just to see if anyone would read it. After 3500 downloads through a kindle promotion, inspired him to write more books.The latest book he wrote was called "Habit, Kicks and Laughter." Initially this book wasn't going to be released, but after showing a few people, it was clear by their great feedback that they loved it.Marc, who suffers from cerebral palsy always tries to make the best of his condition. Every day is an uphill struggle, but he smiles through the pain to try to help others. Even though Marc struggles with his learning disability he still tries to write a lot and even if he makes mistakes he has great support on hand from his friends and family who proof-read many of Marc's publications.

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