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    Gastrointestinal Blues
    Gastrointestinal Blues
    Gastrointestinal Blues
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    Gastrointestinal Blues

    By Donald Rump

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    Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies? Or will Mackelroy talk his way out of another hazardous situation and live to see another hair pie?

    For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,400 words in all.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDonald Rump
    Release dateJul 3, 2015
    ISBN9781624544972
    Gastrointestinal Blues
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    Donald Rump

    When he's not writing about old, crusty farts, Donald Rump writes about actual farts--the stinkier the better. He is also an advocate of the No Fart Left Behind program and marriage equality for all gaseous entities great and small. Mr. Rump lives in Southern Maryland with his pet fart Floofy. (Note: Image licensed by DepositPhotos.com and © Matthew Britton.)

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      © 2013 Donald Rump. All rights reserved.

      No part of this publication may be reproduced or transmitted in any form (electronic, mechanical or otherwise) without the express written consent of the author.

      This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

      E-book layout, formatting and design by Donald Rump.

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