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    Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy
    Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy
    Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy
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    Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy

    By Bob Phillips

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    Q: How do you find a missing barber?

    A: Comb the city.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Apollo.

    Apollo who?

    Apologize for not answering sooner!

    Bob Phillips adds to his bestselling collection of joke books (nearly four million copies sold) with this collection sure to delight kids and pester parents.

    Within these pages, seekers of silly will discover a variety of wit—crazy questions, daffy dialogues, knock knock jokes, and more. In addition to the promise to drive parents bonkers with its contents, this book will also provide hours of cheap entertainment...and make kids of all ages smile.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarvest House Publishers
    Release dateSep 1, 2005
    ISBN9780736932660
    Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy
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    Bob Phillips

    Bob Phillips, PhD, is a licensed counselor and the director at large for Hume Lake Christian Camps, one of the nation's largest youth camping programs. He is the best-selling author of over forty books.

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      Good Clean Jokes to Drive Your Parents Crazy - Bob Phillips

      Author

      Crazy Questions

      Q: How do you fit six elephants into a car?

      A: Put two in the backseat, two in the front seat, one in the glove box, and one in the trunk.

      Q: How can you double your money quick?

      A: Fold it over and put it into your pocket.

      Q: How does an egg get to work?

      A: It drives a yolkswagon.

      Q: How do you know that dodo birds are smarter than chickens?

      A: I’m sure you’ve never heard of Kentucky Fried Dodo Bird.

      Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

      A: None. Californians don’t put in lightbulbs; they put in hot tubs.

      Q: How do you turn a beagle into a bird?

      A: Remove the b.

      Q: How does an elephant get in a tree?

      A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a squirrel to carry him up.

      Q: How do you know that owls are more clever than chickens?

      A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Owl?

      Q: How do you know when perfume is cheap?

      A: When you get all you want for a scent.

      Q: How do you make a pickle laugh?

      A: Tell it an elephant joke.

      Q: How do pigs store their computer files?

      A: On sloppy disks.

      Q: How do you find a missing barber?

      A: Comb the city.

      Q: How do you know when there’s an elephant in your chocolate pudding?

      A: When it’s lumpier than usual.

      Q: How do you make seven even?

      A: Take off the s.

      Q: How do they put out fires at the post office?

      A: They stamp them out.

      Q: How do you count a herd of cows?

      A: With a cowculator.

      Q: How did they know the invisible man had no children?

      A: Because he’s not apparent.

      Q: How do bears walk around?

      A: With bear feet.

      Q: How does the Man in the Moon cut his hair?

      A: Eclipse it.

      Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a bath?

      A: Squeaky-clean.

      Wendy & Wesley

      Wendy: What’s yellow plastic and holds up banks?

      Wesley: Search me.

      Wendy: A robber duckie.

      Wendy: What lives at the bottom of the sea, is brightly colored, and is popular around Easter?

      Wesley: I’m in the dark.

      Wendy: An oyster egg.

      Wendy: What’s big and white and lives in the Sahara Desert?

      Wesley:

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