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    Kill Claus!

    By Jeff Bagato

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    In a nightmare world that inverts the Xmas spirit and traditions, the first law is eat or be eaten, consume or be consumed. Sesam always refused to believe the Xmas legends. After the Claus and his elf swarm kill or capture everyone he knows, Sesam vows to kill Claus. If the poison from an elf's candy cane doesn't kill him, he might be eaten by the cannibal snowmen, zombie xmas trees, octopus-flies, or jelly creatures. Along the way, Sesam learns terrible secrets about his fellow humans, himself, and his nightmare world. If he completes the trip to the North Pole, can he survive a face-to-face encounter with the Claus himself
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateMar 12, 2013
    ISBN9781257615209
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