How to Scratch a Match and Other Secrets of Successful Pipe Smoking
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How to Scratch a Match and Other Secrets of Successful Pipe Smoking - Millard C. Faught
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HOW TO SCRATCH A MATCH
There is no use cluttering this book up with a lot of Forewords and Introductions, because if you can’t scratch a match you can’t smoke a pipe. Any true brother of the briar will tell you that. It’s dogma.
Understand, of course, we don’t say you mayn’t smoke a pipe just because you can’t scratch a match. After all, we pipe smokers are the most tolerant of mortals. And if you want to singe off your eyebrows with some vest pocket blow torch, or light your burley bowl with the dying ember of a fireplace timber, go right ahead. We’ll stick to matches.
An expert can scratch a match anywhere—
In fact we’d like to take this opportunity to reassure the match makers♪ that until somebody invents a pilot light for pipes we’ll continue to