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49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom
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Join the comical adventure of these mischievous kids who will try absolutely anything to get away with not tidying their bedrooms. With an illustration for each haphazard attempt, you're guaranteed to laugh, smirk, and chuckle for hours.
Disclaimer: reading this eBook will probably make you giggle, but won't help you get away with having a messy bedroom.
Recommended Age: 10+
Author
James Warwood
James Warwood is a writer and illustrator who lives on the borders of North Wales with his wife, two sons, and cactus (called Steve the Cactus).He has a degree in Theology, which at the time seemed like a great idea, until he released he didn't want to become an RE Teacher. Instead, he writes laugh-out-loud middle grade fiction and non-fiction. He also fills them with his silly cartoons. He is the bestselling author of the EXCUSE ENCYCLOPEDIA and the TRUTH OR POOP SERIES.James likes whiskey, squirrels, reading silly books, playing his bass guitar, and Greggs Sausage Rolls. He does not like losing at board games or having to writing about himself in the third person.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Super funny, I really loved it. A must read for any kid who dislikes cleaning their room
Book preview
49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom - James Warwood
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49 Excuses for Not Tidying Your Bedroom by James Warwood
Published by Curious Squirrel Press
www.cjwarwood.com
Smashwords Edition
Copyright © 2013, 2022 James Warwood
All rights reserved.
No portion of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher or author, except as permitted by U.S. copyright law. For permissions contact: me@cjwarwood.com
Cover by James Warwood
Illustrations by James Warwood
ISBN: 9781311052216
Snapchat: JWarwoodAuthor
Instagram: CJWarwood
Facebook Page: James Warwood
Twitter: @cjwarwood
Website: www.cjwarwood.com
Contents
1. The (Make-Believe) Friends Excuse
2. The Infectious Excuse
3. The Activist Excuse
4. The Masterpiece Excuse
5. The Upset Stomach Excuse
6. The Over-Phobic Excuse
7. The Spiritual Excuse
8. The Revision Excuse
9. The New Business Excuse
10. The Important Research Excuse
11. The Professional Development Excuse
12. The Parent-Child-Switch-a-Roo Excuse
13. The Zombie Invasion Excuse
14. The Plague of Question Marks Excuse
15. The Far-Too-Busy Excuse
16. The Scientific Excuse
17. The Nature Lover Excuse
18. The Clever New Word Excuse
19. The Record Breaker Excuse
20. The Tactical Tantrum Excuse
21. The Rich Kid Excuse
22. The Most Powerful Wizard Excuse
23. The Treat
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