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The New Death and Others
The New Death and Others
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Death gets a roommate...

An electronic Pope faces a difficult theological question...

A wicked vizier makes a terrible bargain...

44 stories. 19 poems. No sparkly vampires. There's a thin line between genius and insanity, and James Hutchings has just crossed it - but from which direction?

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Release dateSep 27, 2011
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The New Death and Others
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James Hutchings

James Hutchings lives in Melbourne, Australia. His work has appeared in Daily Science Fiction, Enchanted Conversation and fiction365 among other markets.

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  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    This review can also be found on my blog, Now is Gone on June 22, 2012. Book Info: Genre: Short stories/Poetry; Fantasy/magical realism Reading Level: Adult Recommended for: ReadersMy Thoughts: These very enjoyable short stories and poems run the gambit from humorous – the demoness who inflicts ironic punishments – to Lovecraftian – the poem about Cairo – to thought-provoking - “The God of the Poor” among others. I found myself laughing (for example, at the Holmes satire), thinking and thoroughly enjoying myself throughout reading this book. There was not a single story or poem in this book that I did not enjoy. There are a lot of themes that show up time and again – the town of Telelee, the various gods and goddesses, puns galore, thought-provoking ideas... If you like stories of any type, if you like reading at all, you will definitely find something in this little book to enjoy. I imagine that most people will enjoy them all, just like I did. If you don’t yet have this terrific little book, go grab a copy now!Disclosure: I received a free e-copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review.Synopsis: Death gets a roommate...An electronic Pope faces a difficult theological question...A wicked vizier makes a terrible bargain...44 stories. 19 poems. No whiny vampires. There's a thin line between genius and insanity, and James Hutchings has just crossed it – but from which direction?
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    The New Death and Others is a collection of 44 stories and 19 poems. Some of the stories are so short they could be a vignette…if they’d been drawn instead of written.Irreverent, cheeky, sarcastic and very amusing is how I’d describe this collection. I skipped only three items: Under the Pyramids, The Mirrors of Tuzun Thune and The Garden of Adompha because I couldn’t get into them. The rest were pretty funny, at least to me they were. I’ve been told I have a strange sense of humor sometimes though, so what amused me in this collection may not be quite so amusing to others.A fast easy read and an enjoyable way to pass the time. I groaned, snickered, giggled and even LOL’d my way thru this hodgepodge collection. A great way to pass the time.*The author provided a copy of this book to me for review. Please see disclaimer page on my blog.
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    If you like anthologies check out The New Death and Others by James Hutchings. This is a book of flash fiction and poetry that deal with mythology, fairy tales and horror. Most of the stories that are here are less than 1,000 words. They make you think and laugh while looking at the dark side of fantasy. This collection has a little of everything, including monsters who are afraid that people are no longer scared of them, A man longing for the perfect woman and a funny tale of two demons in love.The first story in this collection is called The God of The Poor and deals with the gods deciding on which one of them will have dominion over the poor. In this story, I felt the gods were a metaphor for how most people think of the poor and it really set the stage for the rest of the book. In the next story called How The Isle of Cats Got Its Name, James Hutchings creates his own mythology. It is set in the fictional city of Telelee and follows a powerful sorceress named Abi-simiti as she collects all the cats in the city to take to an unnamed island. Her plan is to torture cats as part of a musical instrument that is meant to impress a god. Abi-simiti makes a crucial mistake and the cats have the last laugh. Anyone who is a cat lover should enjoy this one along with another story in the collection called My Cat Is Not Like Other Cats.There are a few stories in The New Death And Others that I really enjoyed. One in particular was The Doom That Was Laid Upon Fame. In this story the goddess Fame is blamed and punished for giving people who are unworthy fame and fortune, but she finds a way to get out of trouble with help from the seldom heard about fifth member of the four horseman of the apocalypse. Another good one is Weary Love, that is a funny short poem that tells what happens when the god Commerce takes over for Love. Some other stories here that were very similar that I enjoyed was Fame's Beloved, The New Death and The New God. If you like short stories and poems that are funny, dark and gives a satirical look at life, you will enjoy The New Death and Others. There are a lot of good ideas in this book, in particular I enjoyed The stories involving the land of Telelee. I enjoy it when authors create their own mythology and I hope to hear more stories set in Telelee from James Hutchings in the future.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    If you really like Lovecraft, you might like this too. Not very original, though.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    read and enjoyed - realized I hadn't entered a review. Well worth the read - funny short pieces and poems and just plain fun. I consumed it immediately like a piece of fudge and then blocked it from my reviewing mind, in a faintly guilty way. Recommended.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    I appreciated the attempt at witticism and teaching of life lessons that many of the stories in this book had. Although some stories fell flat (such as Uncharted Isle, Compatibility, & The New God), many others were enjoyable (such as The Prince of Howling Forest & Under The Pyramids)I thought most of the poems were great. I (being a cat lover myself) loved My Cat Is Not Like Other Cats. I may frame it and put on wall in room were my cat sleeps and eats.As with Aesop, the stories have a moral to them that I think hit home and should really be heard and followed by todays society.I enjoyed the play with words in some cases. The gangsta tailors creased coats/ vest coats war for example. Singles Bar will probably cause me to never eat at McD's again. The new twists on Rapunzel and Rumplestilskin were cute. All in all, while not the best book ever written, it was entertaining. I recommend The New Death and Others if your looking for a fun read.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    Some parts of this I found quite funny and laughed aloud. Sly digs and satire. But others didn't work so well for me - the entirely myth stories that had no sly digs were bland. It was unfortunate that the first three stories were of this sort - I probably would have stopped reading if it wasn't for reviewing it. But it did make me laugh and was good for dipping in and out of.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    I have to admit, I was skeptical of my decision to keep reading this book at first, thinking that somehow, someway, the stories would relate back to each other at the end. Although the genre of mystical/fantasy isn't my favorite, I did enjoy several of the stories as stand-alone pieces. I would say to give this book a chance; several of the selections are well-written and even comical at times. My favorites were the long-form poetry, especially those with a contemporary connection.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    The stories and poems were combinations of modern themes, ideas and/or phenomenons (things like Facebook or bad music that's inexplicably popular), and an older style of story-telling - something akin to folklore or myths. It was a cute and quick read but not the best thing out there because sometimes the wording just didn't work with the setting. It was something different for me to read though, I don't think I've come across this kind of book before.
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    The New Death and OthersBy James HutchingsLet me start by saying that I loved this book, but it’s hard to describe exactly what it is because it doesn’t really fit neatly into your standard fiction genres. But please, don’t let that dissuade you from checking it out. I’m mortally afraid that I’ll turn potential readers off by reviewing it and my poor attempts at trying to describe exactly what it is. But imagine, if you will, that Saki (H. H. Munro) didn’t die in WWI and decided to rewrite Ovid’s Metamorphosis and a few Lovecraftian short stories. Many of the stories and poems in this collection had Saki’s sly, often acerbic and dark, wit and a definite mythological/phantasmagorical slant. The book is a fascinating collection of short stories, poems, and tiny vignettes, each small fantasy ending with a Saki-esque twist. There is, quite literally, something for everyone, as long as you have a rather mordant and morbid sense of humor. The author describes it as dark fantasy and it is that. There is definitely a Greek myth feeing to the stories, but they tend to be much more amusing that the typical myths. And it isn’t all fantasy. Or rather, I guess it is, but my favorite story in the collection was The Adventure of the Murdered Philanthropist that literally had me laughing out loud. I was reading it in bed and my husband thought I had lost my mind. When I picked up the book the next night to continue, he looked at me, sighed, and said, “You’re not reading that again, are you?” I was clearly disturbing his fifth reading of one of his books on the Civil War. Or else he was aggravated that he wasn’t having as much fun reading his book as I was reading this one. Get over it.Anyway, The Adventure of the Murdered Philanthropist was a new Sherlock Holmes-type story, except a lot more fun, complete with murder and a brilliant consulting detective. Just to give you a taste, there is one point in the story where one of the characters is described as the sort who makes large contributions to the RSPCA. Then there was a footnote defining the RSPCA as The Royal Society for the Practice of Cruelty to Atheists. That footnote induced one of the moments that disturbed my husband so much: I broke out laughing. Okay, maybe you had to be there, though I’m glad you weren’t because our bed isn’t quite that large.So there were stories like The Adventure of the Murdered Philanthropist (I would have bought the book just to get that story—it was that good) which continues the Sherlock Holmes tradition; Under the Pyramids, based on an H.P. Lovecraft story; The Mirrors of Tuzun Thune, based on a story by Robert E. Howard; The Garden of Adompha, based on a story by Clark Ashton Smith; and many, many others.As I said, there is quite literally, something for everyone who has a sense of humor. It is difficult to convey just how much I enjoyed the various stories. I’m not much for poetry, but I did enjoy a few pieces just because of the wry humor.I loved this book. I just wish I could convey a better feel for this collection. If you enjoyed stories like Saki’s The Open Door or The Great God Pan, then you will adore The New Death and Others. I hope I’ve convinced you to give it a try.Just don’t read it in a setting where they’re likely to call the men with the long-sleeved, white jackets if you start laughing insanely in public.Happy Reading!
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    Honestly, I hated this book when I first started it. Granted, when I started it I couldn't remember what it was about and just went in blindly, so I wasn't really prepared. The stories and poems are all often kind of odd, so I had no idea what I was reading for the first few stories. Once I got in to the swing of things though, I enjoyed a lot of it. There were parts I loved, parts that were ok, and parts I hated, but none of the stories or poems are long enough that too really slow you down or prevent you from enjoying the book as a whole.
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    I was given an advance copy of this book, but I must say, I would have been more than willing to pay for it. I'll give you the bottom line first, in case you're the type to only read the first couple sentences of a review:Some of the stories are better than others. A few are a bit derivative and many are very topical (*almost* to the point of being preachy), but for the most part, they were a lot of fun. Mr. Hutchings is quite fond of puns and inside-type jokes, which can be old if you don't like play on words (which I do) or are not familiar with what he is referencing (which, luckily, I was). He spins many idioms on their heads and I think what I enjoyed most was his strong use of voice and language. I was surprised by the number of poems in the work as I do not see many people who do both prose and poetry these days. I particularly enjoyed the poems based on works by HP Lovecraft, Clark Ashton Smith and Robert Howard (so if nothing else, at least I know that Mr. Hutchings and I would have similar tastes). I think the author provided a good mix of humor and tragedy (frequently in the same story), and all together, this is a collection of both heavy thoughts and light ditties. My absolute favorite story was 'The Adventure of the Murdered Philanthropist,' which was not only puntastic but the kind of story I'd love to see made into a little animated short. Some of the ideas and topics are repeated, such as love (or the frustrated search thererof), fame, the poor, the misuse of power, and theology, but while these are clearly things the author considers frequently, it never reached the 'beat the dead horse' level. I can't say this collection is for everyone, but as independent titles go, I must say this has been one of my favorites.
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    Some of the most quirky short stories and poems you will ever read. Just to name a few; How The Isle of Cats Got It's Name, The Prince of the Howling Forest, The Bird and The Two Trees. Do yourself a favor and read this book. You will love it, I did. I won this book from LibraryThing.
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    This book was hilarious. James Hutchings has taken the simplest things and turned them into something fantastic! This book is perfect for those days when you have 5 minutes spare, you can quickly grab it and read one of the short stories or poems. I am not a huge fan of short stories, but I will be recommending this book to all readers, and people who just love to have a laugh!
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    The very brief "God of the Poor" begins a journey through realms and ideas that are unique. Mr Hutchings' mind is a vast imagination on legs. In the "How the Isle of Cats Got it's Name" an event based tale is woven, to the depths of depravity and the joy of freedom from tyranny. In the title piece "The New Death" metaphors of our time and space are weaved into a poetical love story, certain phrases within it still resonate within me. This collection is like a opening a Russian Doll, there is still more inside, there are short tales depicting the oddities of life, there are poems, epic sagas with roots in folklore but with new twists and then the short stories where the characters are drawn with a light pencil against a fantastic background of yet seen events and worlds. The writing of James Hutchings is honest, raw and well worth the read, I am drawn to tell you about all the tales, all the nuances of language and fantasy, of old tales rewoven with a new texture but I will leave you, just ot say for 99 cents there is no better bargain and there will be more from James so get it now while it is great value.
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    Delightful! Magical and mesmerizing, this is a collection of short pieces in various styles that will be familiar to all: short stories, fireside tales, poems, ditties, commentary. The range of emotion presented and evoked is very satisfying. I laughed out loud, I giggled quietly, I shed tears, I was swept away to a time long ago and a place far away. Nothing boring here - all will move you emotionally in some way. My favorite pieces were the long tales that made me feel as if I were sitting at a desert campfire under the stars, listening to the archetypal Old Storyteller speaking of myths and legends, as well as the shorter pieces that were heartbreakingly poignant and/or bittersweet. This collection should have a wide range of appeal, from lovers of fairy tales to pop culture critics to goths and vamps and steampunks. There is also a curious revelation for the reader to uncover - this collection is not so much about Death as it is about _________. What is the connection? Read it and find out.
  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
    2/5
    This compendium reads more like a writer’s sketchbook or workbook than a publishable portfolio. There is no central focus or thematic organization to this collection. The prose pieces are admirable by themselves, and they would create a charming—or chilling—world if assembled with more reason. The major flaw lies in the alternating poems that distract from any enjoyable flow. Presented in some peculiar typesetting, the prose pieces are parables wherein characters such as Fame, Fortune, Destiny, Famine, or Death discourse with considerable humor and struggle with moribund morals. Hutchings’ invented persons and places, such as the Mayajat, Telelee, or the Owls of Yib, smack of Douglas Adams’ wit and result in Rod Serling’s thaumaturgy.Humor within these pieces runs a gamut from risible malaprops to slangy puns to outright groaners. Simple jokes can lie in converting names (H.P.) Lovecraft to Hatecraft, or punishing Death with a life sentence, or detailing altruistic Sir Benjamin Envolent on the subject of benevolence. Footnotes are mere devices to insert additional or extended punnery. Humor can be tenuous and most comedy applied here reeks of locker-room chortles rather than consistent and polished routine.The verse constructions interrupting the prose waft more as doggerel than Dionysian craft. They seem student attempts and imitation than studied craft. The meters are inconsistent although considerable attention had been given to end-rhyme patterns. Still, the poetry is more loony than lyrical.Nevertheless and if the above-articulated points are ignored, Hutchings’ offerings could rise beyond being a mere pastiche of prosody. For the next two months, read one item while strumming a lute and pretend you are Scheherazade.
  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
    2/5
    The description of this book was definitely interesting. I enjoyed the way the writer switched between short stories and poems. Unfortunately, I didn't really like the short stories. They were full of puns and I think would be funny if they were told on stage by a comedian, but not so funny as the written word. The author definitely has creative ideas and it would be interesting to see what kind of stories he could tell that were a little more serious.On the other hand, I did like most of the poems. The author has a penchant for cats, and I liked it when he wrote about them. I especially liked the poem "My Cat is Not Like Other Cats." It wasn't written for laughs, but was written to show why this cat is different from other cats. "How the Isle of Cats Got Its Name" was humerous and enjoyable. For those that like puns and silliness, then this book is for you. For those who don't like groaning at the end of a story because you got to the punchline, then you will probably not enjoy this book.
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    I grew up being read fairy tales and then reading them to myself, and this book of fables and short stories often take that tone to perfection. But you never know, when you start a story, if it's going to be a fable, a satire, or something else entirely. What you DO know is that it's going to be imaginative and rich. Highly recommended.
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    I have to admit this book got me from the cover: while I am not sure if the couple is Jose Guadalupe Posada’s work, they are certainly reminiscent of it. As I read, I realized the cover was just perfect, with a combination of satire and irony that makes you laugh, think, and just sit back and enjoy. This book also makes me wonder why short stories are such an unappreciated genre. James Hutchings is definitely a wordsmith, in every sense of the word. The combination of poems and short stories in this book are like little jewels, and they are arranged nicely, switching from one genre to the other with no room for boredom. Most of the stories are quirky, some are funny, others moral, but they will all make you think. The quality did sometimes jump around a little, but overall I felt it ranged from average to excellent. Many of the endings were unexpected – and it is not easy to surprise me. I also really liked being able to read just a few pages, reach a conclusion, and go to sleep…just to continue reading the next day. Overall, I really enjoyed this book.
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    I really enjoyed reading this collection of poems, flash stories, and longer works. It made me laugh and made me think. The poems were great to read out loud with the rhythmic pattern of writing. The longer stories were very interesting, but the flash stories really made me think. The collection is a mishmash of dark fantasy, ironic fairy tales, satire, and twist minds, which obviously Mr. Hutchings has. My favorites are The Auto-Pope, where a robot is elected Pope, an untitled poem that will make you stop and think, and My Cat Is Not Like Any Other Cat, in which Mr. Hastings must have the sibling of my cat!I normally do not read collections, but the subject matter peaked my interest in this book. I am very glad that I read something so different for me. It made me laugh out loud on the bus and that's totally out of my comfort range, but I just couldn't help it. I know I will read pieces of this collection again and again. Mr. Hutchings has written a winner!
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    This collection is a mixed bag of achingly poignant vignettes and snickering irony that entertains as well as it enlightens. The stories and poems read as beautifully as ancient parables, each piece artfully crafted and lyrically delivered. Hutchings shows a fondness for withholding revelation until the very last word of a tale, to powerful effect. He also indulges in the occasional punning spree, deploying wordplay with such reckless abandon that readers may dare commend him for his crimes. Archetypes and stereotypes populate the cast of characters, and absurdity and caricature abound, tempered by striking insight.Hutchings' grim brand of humor and commentary comes highly recommended. I received a free download of this e-book from the author in exchange for a review, but would gladly have paid several times the advertised price had I known what clever fun awaited me inside.
  • Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
    4/5
    This is a collection of poetry, flash fiction and short stories. There was quite a different mixture with most being either dark or fantasy. Many of them were quirky or had a twist in the end. I felt this either should have been organized differently put into 2 different books. I found it a little difficult after reading a rather lengthy poem to go into reading a short story and had to take a break to refocus. I rather enjoyed the poetry the most which is unusual for me as I'm not much of a poetry fan. There were some stories that I liked quite well and others I just couldn't get into all the way. There were a couple that made me chuckle too. Overall a fast read and a good collection!I received this ebook for free through LibraryThing member giveaways in exchange for an honest review.
  • Rating: 5 out of 5 stars
    5/5
    Forty-four stories and nineteen poems are in this collection. The content of this collection ranges from satire to horror to the fantastic, and many of the stories end with little twists. The author is unapologetically opinionated in matters of politics, religion, and morals but I didn’t find that off-putting. The first story that opens up the collection is one of all the gods picking dominions, but no one wants to be the God of the Poor. Throughout the collection, the author’s uniqueness and creativity becomes pretty apparent. There’s quite a bit of lovely dark whimsical poetry that tended to read like a song. The stories read rather honestly regardless of however fantastic they were. This collection could also be reread, and if in print, I’d say it’d make a lovely little coffee table book.The collection wasn’t organized in any way which makes it easy to start reading at random, but not so great for reading larger chunks. Such jumps, like from an amusing little poem to heavy political matter, could have been avoided with sectioning. I wouldn’t be able to pick a favorite from the collection, but I preferred the shorter clever pieces of flash fiction and poetry best. The longer stories were good, but they lacked the snappy humor that characterized the others.Nibble: “It was strange, Fame thought, that Death was not more popular. She was so cheerful, and so fond of children.”I would heavily recommend this collection to anyone who enjoys witty twisted works.I received a free electronic copy of this book from the author via LibraryThing.
  • Rating: 2 out of 5 stars
    2/5
    Some of the stories in "The New Death and Others" were intriguing, many were just puzzling, and others felt more like quick sketches rather than completed works. The whole work felt more like an author's workbook rather than a completed book of short stories and poems. I think a collection like this is a promising idea, but there needs to be something more that helps it hang together.Note: I received a free ebook version of this work for review.
  • Rating: 3 out of 5 stars
    3/5
    This was an interesting book. I liked most of the stories and poetry but I could not get into some of the stories either. It is a fun read overall. Has a good mix of different things. Thanks for sharing it.

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The New Death and Others - James Hutchings

The New Death and others

Published by James Hutchings at Smashwords

Copyright 2011 James Hutchings

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CONTENTS

The God of the Poor

How the Isle of Cats Got Its Name

The Enemy Within

The End

If My Life Was Filmed

A Date with Destiny

Everlasting Fire

Under the Pyramids (based on the story of the same name by H.P. Lovecraft)

The Face in the Hill

The Prince of the Howling Forest

The Uncharted Isle

Compatibility

The Moon Sailed Sadly Through the Sky

The Scholar and the Moon

The Doom That Was Laid Upon Fame

Weary Love

Fame's Beloved

The Name of the Helper

The Warring Gods

The Mirrors of Tuzun Thune (based on the story of the same name by Robert E. Howard)

The Adventure of the Murdered Philanthropist

When Love Calls

May Every Woman

Death and the Merchant

Lost, Feral or Stray

The Apprenticeship

The Jeweled City

Rumpelstiltskin

The Producer

Law and Justice

The Bird and the Two Trees

Monsters

The Sailor

The Prince and the Sky-Maiden

The New Death

The Garden of Adompha (based on the story of the same name by Clark Ashton Smith)

The New Magazine

The Perfect Woman

The Lamb's Speech

Legend: The Story of Kevin Marley

The Construction Workers of Telelee

The New God

That Which Unites Us

The Death of the Artist

Two Brothers

Unprotected

The God of the City of Dust

The Dragon Festival

I Heard the Mermaids Singing

Singles Bar

The Auto-Pope

Todd

Diamanda and the Isle of Wives

Sigrun and the Shepherd

The Morning Post

My Cat Is Not Like Other Cats

The Handsome but Impossibly Demanding Prince

The Exchange

Mourning Has Broken

Temptation

Local News

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Charon (based on the story of the same name by Lord Dunsany)

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The God of the Poor

In the beginning of the world the gods considered all those things which did not have their own gods, to decide who would have responsibility and rulership.

I will rule all flowers that are sky-blue in colour, said the Sky-Father.

I will listen to the prayers of migratory birds, and you all other birds, the goddess Travel said to him. And so it went.

At last all had been divided, save for one thing.

Who, asked the Sky-Father, shall have dominion over the poor?

There was an awkward silence, until the Sky-Father said,

Come--someone must. Those with no gods will grow restless and cunning, and in time will cast us down, and we shall be gods no more.

Not I, said blind Justice, and her stony face flashed a momentary smirk at the thought. Why not Fame or Fortune?

"Darling I don't think so," said the sister goddesses together.

There was a long pause. The gods shuffled their feet and avoided one another's gaze. At last a voice broke the silence.

I will, said Death.

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How the Isle of Cats Got Its Name

Death stalked the cats of Telelee.

Throughout the city there was much hiding under couches, and a yowling fear of shadows who came in the night. These shadows gathered squint-eyed kittens and cats trembling with age. Starving alley cats like leather bags filled with bones, and pampered house-cats more spherical than cat-shaped, alike were taken. The shadows asked not whether a cat was tom or queen. White cats and black, tabby and orange, grey and tortoiseshell, cats that looked like their owners and cats that looked like nothing but cats, the shadows hungered for all.

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Once upon a time there was a city called Telelee.

In this city there lived the sorceress Abi-simti. All the sorcerers in the world trembled at her name, and before her they were as puddles before the sea. But she was like one who drinks salt water; the more magic she knew, the more she wanted.

This was all very well for a time, while there were still tomes to find and entrails to study and beings to summon forth and bargain with. But after a time, Abi-simti had learned all the magic that could be discovered by mortals.

Thus she set her greedy heart on the magic known only to the immortal gods.

Now this was easier said than done. For if the gods gave their secrets then they would be cast down, and would rule mortals no more. This they could not tolerate. The gods are monsters of vanity. They must always justify and explain their ways to mortals, and demand praise, and are greatly jealous as to who has the most worshipers, though they affect a haughty disdain.

Abi-simti went to every temple in Telelee, and spoke most sweetly and learnedly to the priests thereof, and sought to learn whether this god or that would trade away their secrets. But each time she went home disappointed. The priests too were disappointed. It was a small thing for Abi-simti to know the desires of the priests, and to appear as a man or woman with all that the priest admired, whether flaming red hair, or coal-black skin, or violet eyes, or all three. Though she could work no magic on her voice it was pleasant enough, as befits one who must cajole and command the spirits, and she could pitch it low when pretending to manhood. And though she could not mute the clacking of her left foot upon a marble floor, this foot being in truth a cloven hoof after an unfortunate summoning of a certain efreet, this detail went unnoticed by the priests.

At last she had visited every temple. She had even gone to the secret temple wherein a hyena-mouthed Lady is offered human hearts, which her worshipers call the fruit of the spear. She had gone to those caves and abandoned buildings where worse is done, to please gods that have no face or name. These gods promised to give away power. But it was clear to the wise sorceress that the secrets they told were as the cheese in the trap, which is not laid out for the rat's sake.

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It is well-known that cats have the ability to sense entrances to the infernal realms, and the desire to enter therein, in order that they may combat demons and devils. This explains why they spend so much time under houses, and why they often disappear, never to be seen again. At night they gather to share news of the things below. The subjects of which they speak are so horrid that the conversation sounds sinister even to those who do not speak Cat. It is not a good sound to hear in the night; yet such things may not be spoken of by day.

On this particular night the boldest cat in Telelee came to the temple of Bast, which to human eyes appears to be an alley behind a fish-market. She was a white moggy with a black patch on one eye, and her name was Artemisia.

Is there a greater thaumaturge in Telelee than the bull-footed Abi-simti? she asked an ancient grey cat, who was the high priest.

I have not seen nor heard of a greater in my eight lives past, nor in this ninth, said the high priest. Not in Telelee nor in the wide world.

It is whispered in the depths, replied Artemisia, that she has spoken with the worshipers of the Lady. Yea, and even gone to the grottoes of the skinless devourers who are worse than Her. This news made both cats arch their backs, and their fur stand on end.

Only the desperate and wretched, who have some wrongness of body and mind, worship those of whom you speak, said the high priest at last. Thus these gods are like wolves who are half-starved, and whose meager food is rotten. The one who dines on Abi-simti's worship will grow strong. Many things which hide in the darkness below shall hide no longer. The old cat lifted and shook all four of his paws, one by one, as if he had stood in something foul.

Yet your whiskers are longer and more sensitive than any others, said Artemisia, and can feel even into the future. Can you not therefore tell us how we may thwart the wizardess' designs?

The high priest stood for a long while with ears cocked and eyes wide open, listening for the faint vibrations of future things.

I can, he said at last. Yet the witch is not a ball of wool, that may be knocked one way or the other with ease. We are like a cat who walks upon a fence lined with shards of glass. Yet there are dogs on either side, and I can see no other way.

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Exhausting the gods that are known in Telelee, Abi-simti then studied those only known in other lands. But Telelee is as the sea into which all rivers flow, or the market where all gather, or as some moralists have it, the lowest point in all the world, to which all base matter must descend. Thus most of the gods not known there were dead, or senile, or had passed from the world in which Telelee is found. Just when she was close to despair, she learned of the god who had been driven away.

He had come from another world, younger than hers, where the gods still lived among mortals. This god kept a group of witches, who were called Snake-Wearers. These women would drive themselves into a frenzy with wine and dancing. Then they would bare their necks to the fangs of venomous snakes. The poison would drive out their reason but increase their strength. Their nails would grow and harden until they were like the claws of lionesses. To stand against them in battle was to take a sword to stop a river, or to argue against old age. Wherever they went the people hid, and envied those who were visited by locusts and plague.

Finally all the other gods made war on him, whether for despoiling the land or for giving away his power none may say. He and his followers fled, through a great desert and to a high mountain. The journey to reach the god was long and dangerous. Yet every so often a farmer would find a sheep or an ox mutilated and dead, and no wolf or boar about who might have done the deed. Then folk would say that it must have been a witch, on her way to join the god.

Having read this, Abi-simti longed to pledge service to the god and thereby to be told the secrets of the Snake-Wearers. Yet her desire did not overwhelm her cunning. There was the problem of the desert, so barren that there were not even djinns. If there had been djinns, then she could have bound them to her service to carry her. She would have arrived in an instant, in a chariot of finest crystal, and her arrival would have been as the entrance of the Queen of Sheba into the city of King Solomon (an event which is known in almost all worlds). She wasted little time on such thoughts. For there were no djinns. And there is a law of the universe, as immutable as the desire of all matter to bind together which grows more ardent the greater the mass, and is called gravity. This law is that, of all spirits, only djinns may bear one across a desert.

Abi-simti contemplated this desert that she must cross like any traveler, enduring days of cruel sun and nights of sepulchral cold, and the bleached bones giving demonstration of her likely fate. She beheld with mind's eye the bare mountain that must be climbed, and the sharp rocks which waited to embrace her, and felt despair.

As Abi-simti wandered the streets of Telelee, too fretful to sit still, a cat crossed her path. It was a moggy with white fur, and a black patch on one eye. This cat rubbed itself against her leg, as cats do to mark their territory. To be precise, it chose her left leg, which ended in a hoof, and thus stood as proof that even her power had limits. Abi-simti was not minded to receive this lesson. In fury she cried,

"May the Crone turn the water of your bowels to ice, O cat! Your

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