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    Get The Right Guy
    Get The Right Guy
    Get The Right Guy
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    Get The Right Guy

    By Stan Lerner

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    Get The Right Guy is a hilarious sexist satire of self-help books written by the best author of his generation. Stan Lerner delivers laughs in this gem of a book but he also ingeniously causes the reader to seriously think about the state of the male female relationship.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherStan Lerner
    Release dateDec 30, 2009
    ISBN9781452496733
    Get The Right Guy
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    Stan Lerner

    Even prior to his thirteenth birthday Stan Lerner the child prodigy was compared to the great artists of history. His paintings were of the stature of Miro and his writings reminiscent of Poe, and Tolstoy.Today he stands almost alone as the towering artistic force or our time. From the paintings of Black Period, to the motion picture “Meet The Family”, to the Las Vegas music spectacle “Night Tribe”, and the novel “Stan Lerner’s Criminal” he has done nothing less than shift the paradigm of his chosen mediums. An artist’s, artist, his name resounds in the worlds of both art and business, but more than this his work has been a light to the disenfranchised. Embracing the dark, not afraid to find humor, the pure sexual celebration of music, all part of his most diverse pallet.Born and raised in East Los Angeles Stan Lerner the author is the product of the worst public school systems in the United States. Yet he was accepted to UCLA where he attended, and was perhaps most distinguished for his lifestyle and business savvy. A multi-millionaire artist by the age of eighteen his great artistic talent was perhaps eclipsed in the public eye by his fantastic wealth and fast lifestyle.Ultimately the death of his beloved father gave him the focus to pursue his artistic talents singularly. As a painter, playwright, musician, choreographer, screenwriter, director, and novelist, triumph after triumph has ensued. The one time jet setter is now hardly seen in public. The Lerner work however is never ending and always evolving. It is hard to imagine that such a profound body of work spanning more than twenty years is the work of a man just forty-two years of age. Lerner now only further solidifies his place in history and his value as a national treasure with every work.

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    • 3/5
      sounds great in the beginning...until I sense a narcissist wrote this book.

      Name calling a woman he is on a date with..."dumb whore" right to her face... and expects women to drop everything just to get a date with him. hmmmmm reg flag.

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    Get The Right Guy - Stan Lerner

    GET THE RIGHT GUY

    By

    STAN LERNER

    SMASHWORDS EDITION

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    Lerner Wordsmith Press On Smashwords

    Get The Right Guy

    Copyright 2005 Stanley R. Lerner

    All rights reserved, including the right of reproduction in whole or in part in any form without permission.

    This is a satire. All of the characters, incidents, and dialogue, except for the incidental references to public figures, institutions, agencies, products, places, services, or companies, are imaginary and are not intended to refer to any living persons or disparage any company’s products or services.

    Smashwords Edition License Notes

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    Get The Right Guy

    Introduction

    Ladies, since so many of you have wanted to read my book for men, Get Chicks 101, I have decided to write you your own book. Now, I realize that you have good intentions when you go snooping around Get Chicks 101, but it is indicative of a far greater problem, which we will attempt to solve in this new book. In my book for guys, I was trying to turn them back into men. In my book for women, I am going to enlist your help in this effort. However, at the same time, I do want to have a serious discussion about the type of woman the right guy is looking for.

    What qualifies me to advise you? Well growing up with a mom and two sisters, for starters. Perhaps even more valuable is this painful fact of my life: I have dated so many of you, I have become and expert through life experience. Also, I am your average forty-something-year-old bachelor and I am qualified for that reason alone to tell you what men are really thinking about you.

    Just to define average, let me tell you more about myself so that you truly know where I’m coming from. I am forty-four, I have never been married, and I have had no children out of wedlock. Most of the time I make a good living and I am my own boss. I own a home and drive a convertible SL500 Mercedes Benz. I do want to get married and I treat women well. I don’t smoke or do drugs and I only drink socially.

    Not enough? I love kids and I am good with them. I’m a writer. I paint as a hobby and I’m handy around the house. I work out six days a week and I enjoy dressing well. I come from a good family. My parents were happily married for thirty-eight years and we talked almost every day while they were still alive. I love to have fun—movies, pool, dancing—all are big with me. And I am fine to stay home with

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