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    Two-Fisted Tweets
    Two-Fisted Tweets
    Two-Fisted Tweets
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    Two-Fisted Tweets

    By James Hutchings

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    "Though short in length, Two-Fisted Tweets is long on creative wit and humor that will have you laughing well after the final line has been read."

    Renee C. Fountain, BookFetish.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJames Hutchings
    Release dateFeb 24, 2011
    ISBN9781458142337
    Two-Fisted Tweets
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    James Hutchings

    James Hutchings lives in Melbourne, Australia. His work has appeared in Daily Science Fiction, Enchanted Conversation and fiction365 among other markets.

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