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    Adult Jokes
    Adult Jokes
    Adult Jokes
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    Adult Jokes

    By James David

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    Laughter is as essential for us as breathing is. The life becomes a big boredom without humour. Whatever be the merits of today’s busy and hectic life, it certainly has taken away laughter from our lives. Mental breakdowns we see around are proofs of it.
    This ‘Jokes E-book’ of ours is an effort to dissolve your tensions in a solution of smiles, chuckles and laughter. We earnestly believe that our collections of hilarious jokes will displace your worries and gloom with lots of Ha-Ha’s.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMahesh Dutt Sharma
    Release dateJan 14, 2014
    ISBN9781310750533
    Adult Jokes
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    James David

    A prestigious author and journalist. Written more than 250 books. A freelance writer and writing is his passion.

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      Book preview

      Adult Jokes - James David

      Adult Jokes

      By James David

      Published by Mahesh Dutt Sharma

      Smashwords Edition

      © mds e-books 2014

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      This ebook is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This ebook may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each reader. If you’re reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to Smashwords.com and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      Preface

      Laughter is as essential for us as breathing is. The life becomes a big boredom without humour. Whatever be the merits of today’s busy and hectic life, it certainly has taken away laughter from our lives. Mental breakdowns we see around are proofs of it.

      This ‘Jokes E-book’ of ours is an effort to dissolve your tensions in a solution of smiles, chuckles and laughter. We earnestly believe that our collections of hilarious jokes will displace your worries and gloom with lots of Ha-Ha’s.

      Table of Contents

      Chapter 1

      Chapter 2

      Chapter 3

      Chapter 4

      Chapter 5

      Chapter 6

      Chapter 1

      A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a wasp buzzed into the woman’s vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

      After examining her, the doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

      The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn’t rise to the occasion. If neither of you objects, the medic said, I could give it a try.

      Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor’s thrust continued for several long minutes. Hey, what the hell is happening?

      Change of plans, The physician panted. I’m going to drown the little bastard!

      ************

      One day this girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, My boyfriend bought me flowers for Valentine’s day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him., and her friend replied, Why? Don’t you have a vase?

      ************

      A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger hugging his wife. He says, What the hell are you two doing?

      His wife turns to the stranger and says, I told you he was stupid.

      ************

      Gary and Mary go on their honeymoon, and Gary spends six hours of the honeymoon night eating Mary’s pussy.

      The next afternoon, they go to an Italian restaurant. Suddenly, Gary starts to freak out. He screams, Waiter! Waiter! Come over here!

      The waiter says, Can I help you, sir?

      Gary yells, There’s a hair in my spaghetti! Get it the fuck out of here! The waiter apologizes up and down as he quickly takes the spaghetti away. Mary looks over at Gary, and shaking her head, she whispers, What a hypocrite you are. You spent most of last night with your face full of hair. Gary says, Yeah? Well, how long do you think I’d have stayed if I found a piece of spaghetti in there?

      ************

      Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest. Her mother warned her Don’t walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!

      Little Red started towards her grandmother’s house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway. The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he’ll suck your tits dry!

      Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I’m going to suck your tits dry! Oh no you don’t, yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, You’re going to eat me just like the story says!

      ************

      There were three guys that won a contest. They would get to spend a year in a room with anything they chose. The first guy loves to have sex. So they put him in a room for a year with over 200 girls to have sex with for a year.

      The second guy loved to get drunk. So they put him in a room with every beer there ever was to drink for a year.

      The third guy loved to smoke. So they put him in a room with every kind of cigarette there was to smoke.

      Two hours later they hear the guy that loved to smoke banging on the door but they say fuck him, he’s in there for a year.

      A year later they let them out. They first guy came out and he could barely walk, after how

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