Conversations with Wonka: Part Two
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The fifth of the Wonka stories invites us to join Owner on the awful run up to Christmas. Can she stand it, all the loving and giving and the relentless goodwill. With Wonka to spur her on, maybe she will get a grip.
There is Baba to clean up after and the basic daily grind but nothing a little life coaching or tablet or two cannot put right.
Whether it's a vision brought on by the ancients or a more modern life coaching one, Owner is poised on the brink of coping with Christmas. Do join us and escape into the hard punching philosophy of Wonka.
Madeleine Masterson
pretty well on the road to self discovery with a lot of help obviously from felines and random interventions from people. try to steer clear of stressful situations and in so doing aware missing out on stuff. weighing it all up, life in small doses or giant risks? well, Wonka would know I dare say. In the meantime, enjoy our thoughts won't you...
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Conversations with Wonka - Madeleine Masterson
Conversations with Wonka – part two
Published by Madeleine Masterson at Smashwords
Copyright 2013 Madeleine Masterson
We had reached the back end of the year, all of us muddling along, me with bits of sticky notes, to do lists, new diaries, even more bits of paper and quite honestly the tablets beckoned. I was so far out of my comfort zone I had opted for pink hair.
‘Don’t come anywhere near me!’ shrieked Wonka as I slid through the front door, squeezing in with the usual multiple baglets of shopping, cat litter, keys and handbags. (one). Baba sat motionless about one foot in from said door and I just managed not to fall flat. It meant doing a series of hops and runs which only frightened Wonka further. He peered at me from my bedroom door at the top of the stairs. ‘Well I like it’ I justified the new