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    The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement
    The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement
    The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement
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    The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement

    By Robert Jeschonek

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    The male enhancement of tomorrow has everything from shape-changing powers to a mind of its own. But what happens when this miraculous endowment refuses to cooperate with its new owner? War breaks out between man and enhancement, the ultimate struggle between two minds in one body. Only by guessing the enhancement's dark secret does the man stand a chance of breaking the stranglehold this high tech smart-part has on his life. Don't miss this twisted science fiction comedy short story by award-winning writer Robert T. Jeschonek, a master of unique and unexpected science fiction that really packs a punch.

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    "Robert Jeschonek is a towering talent." – Mike Resnick, Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author

    "Robert Jeschonek is the literary love child of Tim Burton and Neil Gaiman." – Adrian Phoenix, critically acclaimed author of THE MAKER'S SONG series and BLACK DUST MAMBO

    "Jeschonek ́s stories are delightfully insane, a pleasure to read..." – Fabio Fernandes, FANTASY BOOK CRITIC

    About the Author

    Robert T. Jeschonek is an award-winning writer whose fiction, comics, essays, articles, and podcasts have been published around the world. His young adult urban fantasy novel, MY FAVORITE BAND DOES NOT EXIST, won the Forward National Literature Award and was named one of BOOKLIST's Top Ten First Novels for Youth. Simon & Schuster, DAW/Penguin Books, and DC Comics have published his work. He won the grand prize in Pocket Books' nationwide Strange New Worlds contest and was nominated for the British Fantasy Award.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRobert Jeschonek
    Release dateMay 8, 2013
    ISBN9781301320417
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      The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement - Robert Jeschonek

      The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement

      The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement

      A SCIFI STORY

      ROBERT JESCHONEK

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      Contents

      Also by Robert Jeschonek

      The Secret of the Ultimate Male Enhancement

      About the Author

      Special Preview: Six Scifi Stories Volume Four

      THE SECRET OF THE ULTIMATE MALE ENHANCEMENT

      Copyright © 2023 by Robert Jeschonek

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      Cover Art Copyright © 2023 by Ben Baldwin

      www.benbaldwin.co.uk

      This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

      All rights reserved by the author.

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