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    Goofilinguage A Collection of Very Silly Words
    Goofilinguage A Collection of Very Silly Words
    Goofilinguage A Collection of Very Silly Words
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    Goofilinguage A Collection of Very Silly Words

    By Bruce Jaffe

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    A volume of ridiculous made-up words and their even sillier made-up definitions, that have been amusing the authors circle of crazy friends for many years, most recently on the internet. Finally collected in one place instead of being scattered hither and yon, mostly yon...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBruce Jaffe
    Release dateFeb 3, 2013
    ISBN9781301231812
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