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    Very Ugly Stories
    Very Ugly Stories
    Very Ugly Stories
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    Very Ugly Stories

    By Carry Lada

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    5 stories from the Very Ugly Stories Comedy Series.

    Carry Lada's Very Ugly Stories: (approximately 12600 words)

    Warning: Warning: In this story there are plenty of nipples. (o)(o) Don't reach for a paper towel just yet, because this is not erotica. ;) This is intended for a mature audience. These stories contain many slang words that may offend delicate ears.

    THIS IS A COLLECTION OF THE FOLLOWING 5 TITLES:

    1. An amateur mad scientist, a mean boss, a very ugly mishap, some beautiful people, and a bouncing bikini babe running away to retain her beauty.

    2. Curious Jim: An amateur mad scientist, an experiment, a curious brother, an enlarged appendage, and a very angry mother.

    3. Mommas been taken by a cult: A virtual world, a missing mother, an excursion, and a very hungry husband.

    4. What does the early worm get?: A worm, an aunt, a secret romance, a revolving door of boyfriends, and a very ugly social stigma.

    5. Multicolored Boogs: An itchy nose, multicolored boogs, an offering, a sticky situation, and a very picky finger.

    What does this all mean?

    Immerse your imagination into these silly stories that will tickle your funny bone.

    Quick, yummy, and probably not too good for you.

    Grab some nacho chips and relax. There is some cheesy fun waiting inside.

    Less than the price of a bacon double cheeseburger and just as yummy. Also zero calories.

    Four out of five pretentious people roll their eyes at my stories.

    A quick fix. The fast food equivalent of storytelling. (No MSG Added)

    Lowbrow loveliness at its finest.

    Enjoy these Very Ugly Stories.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherCarry Lada
    Release dateJan 14, 2013
    ISBN9781301080816
    Very Ugly Stories
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    Carry Lada

    America's Fabulous, Adorable, and Sexy Author Hunk! Hello my friend, please subscribe to my email list by sending an email to CarryLada@gmail.com with the subject VeryUglyStories and I will notify you of future releases. Stop by and say Hi! on Twitter http://twitter.com/CarryLada and/or Facebook http://facebook.com/CarryLada. I am looking forward to connecting with you so we can post silly stuff and giggle at each other. ;^{P> Contact Information: Email: CarryLada@gmail.com Twitter: http://twitter.com/CarryLada (Follow me and I will follow back) Facebook: http://facebook.com/CarryLada (Feel free to add me as a friend)

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      Very Ugly Stories - Carry Lada

      Very Ugly Stories

      By Carry Lada

      Copyright © 2012 Carry Lada

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      A special thanks to James from http://www.goonwrite.com for his genius cover designs.

      All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

      Chapter 1 - A Very Ugly Story

      Ziiiiiiiipppppp!!! Craaaassshhhh!!! Harry showed off one of his inventions by knocking over some cans. Everyone laughed and cheered him on.

      He performed goofy tricks for a beautiful bikini babe named Sweety Lovey. He stared at her side boob protruding out of her bikini top. Her look reminded him of those bikini models that stood next to the muscle cars in the auto show program books. She had bleached blonde hair with cute pink bow clips. Her lips were moist and covered with shiny pink lip gloss. She wore a cute bikini and pink flip flops. Her nipples were pointing out at attention. Her firm voluptuous ass cheeks hung out from under her bikini bottom and nobody was complaining.

      Harry had dark hair on the sides of his head and was bald on top. His eyebrows were bushy and he sported a Van Dyke beard, which complimented his thick black framed glasses. He wore a white lab coat and blue jeans.

      Harry, you are like a mad scientist or something, said someone.

      How about you show us your special nose blower invention? asked someone.

      Yes, it is my latest invention. Too bad I can't invent for a living. Maybe one day.

      Why do you work at this company? said someone. You are so talented and could do so much more.

      Err, ohm, sighed Harry, as he avoided making a career faux pas.

      This party was something to keep everyone occupied. The annual company picnic was not very exciting, but nobody really had a choice in the matter. Everyone had to attend this party. The Hartliss mansion was the destination for the gathering. The sun shined and smiled at everyone. It winked, because it was such a beautiful day. Clouds relaxed in the sky. Acres of land spread as far as the eye could see. This was quite a compound. Families had fun as they swam in the pool. Beauties soaked up the sun while they sunbathed. A security guard slept and was unaware of anything that went on. Just over the balcony were some trees. These trees were very ugly. It looked almost as if they had frowning faces. The branches resembled long muscular arms that reached outward. It was a very ugly scene.

      Judy Hartliss owned the company that was throwing the shindig. Her shoulder length hair was smooth and silky and her lips were bright red. She wore heavy mascara in a good way. Her nose pointed upward ever so cute. The black dress she wore was very elegant. Her cleavage was quite prominent and her nipples pointed out. She wore black F-me boots. It seemed all of the nips that stuck out that day

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