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    Grover Norquist The Fool Who Would Be King
    Grover Norquist The Fool Who Would Be King
    Grover Norquist The Fool Who Would Be King
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    Grover Norquist The Fool Who Would Be King

    By Stephen Paul West

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    Grover Norquist. The Man. The Myth. The Little Dictator.

    The hard hitting deep coverage you would expect from a political satire.

    This book gives more honest information about Grover Norquist than any other source. Unfortunately, the reality is painfully humorous. In an end-of-the-world kind of humor.

    Good political satire is satisfying in the same manner that removing shoes that pinch feels GREAT – but the irony is that life would be better without the bad shoes anyway. Strangely, instead of throwing away the bad shoes, we put them back in the closet, and then KNOWINGLY put them on again someday.

    Grover Norquist is a pair of bad shoes, pinching the Nation’s feet.

    Can’t we all agree to just throw away this twisted, ugly, uptight pair of cramped Norquist pumps? Lady Liberty’s feet just can’t be shoved into such a narrow, non-functional solution.

    Chapters include the real scoop, in a crazy, yummy Neapolitan of dreamy satire.

    Chapter 1 –– Grover Norquist. The Little Dictator of Democracy

    Chapter 2 –– Birth! Behold Ayn Rand Conceived a Child! Let’s call him Grover after a bad President

    Chapter 3 –– Childhood. It’s so very hard to be the son of a Vice President of a major corporation. Becoming the schoolyard bully was inevitable

    Chapter 4 –– College Years. Yeah Nixon! Grover Love you so very much! Oh, and a little bit of cross-dressing too

    Chapter 5 –– Rise of the Little Dictator – and transparency is just for the little people.

    Chapter 6 ––The Fall! Alas, poor Norquist, I knew him well

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherStephen Paul West
    Release dateDec 5, 2012
    ISBN9781301832736
    Grover Norquist The Fool Who Would Be King
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    Stephen Paul West

    Stephen Paul West is an American novelist who is active in the film, fashion and fine arts industries in Austin Texas. His spectrum of best selling books include self-help for depression, global politics, young adult fiction, satires and paranormal thrillers. In addition to his writing, he is has a wonderful, esoteric adventure in photojournalism that you can view at his www.StephenPaulWest.com website. Bibliograhy The Peace of Gaza Grover Norquist - The Fool Who Would Be King Kwenda - A Lost Woman Of War Depression Sysmptoms Decoded for a Vibrant Recovery after Injury. Blood and Venom Mitt Romney Too Weird To Be President MaelStrom To London The visual artwork of Stephen Paul West integrates a modern scope of artistic expression with an earthy and positive view of the world around us.

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      Grover Norquist The Fool Who Would Be King - Stephen Paul West

      Grover Norquist The Fool Who Would Be King

      Stephen Paul West

      Copyright 2012 by Stephen Paul West

      Smashwords Edition for Shocking Press Publications

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      Text Copyright © 2013 by Stephen Paul West

      Cover Design Copyright © 2013 by Stephen Paul West

      All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without the written permission of the publisher except where permitted by law.

      Visit the Author at: www.StephenPaulWest.com

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      Who is Grover Norquist – The Fool Who Would Be King / Stephen Paul West

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      Summary: Political Satire about lobbyist Grover Norquist and how one man’s infantile and prepubescent world views became the GOPs main purpose

      Grover Norquist

      The Fool Who Would Be King

      Stephen Paul West

      Summary

      Good political satire is satisfying in the same manner that removing shoes that pinch feels GREAT – but the irony is that life would be better without the bad shoes anyway. Strangely, instead of throwing away the bad shoes, we put them back in the closet, and then KNOWINGLY put them on again and again.

      Grover Norquist is a pair of bad shoes, pinching the Nation’s feet.

      Can’t we all agree to just throw away this twisted, ugly, uptight pair of cramped Norquist pumps? Lady Liberty’s feet just can’t be shoved into such a narrow, non-functional solution.

      GROVER NORQUIST

      The Fool Who Would Be King

      Chapters

      Chapter 1 –– Grover Norquist. The Little Dictator of Democracy

      Chapter 2 –– Birth! Behold Ayn Rand Conceived a Child! Let’s call him Grover after a bad President

      Chapter 3 –– Childhood. It’s so very hard to be the son of a Vice President of a major corporation. Becoming the schoolyard bully was inevitable

      Chapter 4 –– College Years. Yeah Nixon! Grover loves you so very much! Oh, and a little bit of cross-dressing, too

      Chapter 5 –– Rise of the Little Dictator – and transparency is just for the little people.

      Chapter 6 ––The Fall! Alas, poor Norquist, I knew him well

      Dedication

      GROVER

      "I WILL RULE THE WORLD…BAHAHAHAH!"

      NORQUIST

      Your ego is stunning. I mean literally. The nation is stunned into paralysis as you beat America over the head with a tiny single sheet of paper.

      I am truly sorry you choose a life of political plutocracy. Your skills would have been better used just burning off your daddy’s money, or running a robotic assembly line in a slave state.

      Thanks a Bunch

      GROVER NORQUIST

      The Little Dictator of Democracy

      Did you know that a single gram of salt will kill a rat? It’s true. Everything is a poison when misused, over concentrated, and put into the wrong system.

      Lobbyist are salt…er…if politics are rats. Ah, forget it. My analogy got too messy from the first dang sentence. Just like politics, rats and salt.

      Grover Norquist is one of those things that might be healthy if restricted to a smattering here and there. However,

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