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    Goblins, UNLTD
    Goblins, UNLTD
    Goblins, UNLTD
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    Goblins, UNLTD

    By Matt Lloyd

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    The Walters family have been bothered by Halloween pranksters for years. This Halloween, Nick Walters intends to do something about it, by answering a newspaper ad from GOBLINS, UNLTD, a company who promise their...unusual methodology will put a permanent end to the Walters All Hallows' Eve woes.

    A tale of Halloween Cheer from the Undercarriage series.

    Frustrated by overzealous Halloween pranksters?
    Tired of cleaning the aftermath every November 1st?
    With our EXCLUSIVE (patent pending) process
    you can RENT-A-SPECTRE
    the MODERN vandalism deterrent!
    Clip this advertisement and bring to:
    GOBLINS, UNLTD
    1229 Malton St. Suite D
    THIS IS A LIMITED OFFERING
    * closing for the holiday at 6:30 p.m. *

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMatt Lloyd
    Release dateNov 11, 2012
    ISBN9781301852888
    Goblins, UNLTD
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    Matt Lloyd

    Matt Lloyd writes offbeat genre fiction, such as the strange tales found in the Undercarriage series. He does not exist, but if he did he would tell you he lives in North Carolina, and once painted the apartment of a man who had been dead so long a crime scene cleanup crew wearing hazard suits had to sterilize it first.

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