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    Twas the Last Shopping Day Before Christmas
    Twas the Last Shopping Day Before Christmas
    Twas the Last Shopping Day Before Christmas
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    Twas the Last Shopping Day Before Christmas

    By James Mascia

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    ‘Twas the day before Christmas
    And all through the store
    The shoppers were screaming
    They all wanted more.

    So, begins the tale of Santa's day at the mall. Trying to convince the screaming parents they have more important things to worry about than buying those last minute gifts, Santa learns he is becoming obsolete.

    Fully illustrated, Day Before Christmas is a great tale about how greed can ruin the holidays.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJames Mascia
    Release dateOct 24, 2012
    ISBN9781301889297
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