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A whimsical tale about Shakespeare's aunt, who must stave off trouble with the village gnomes after they blame her for a pair of their missing youngsters.
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Lawrence Van Hoof
Lawrence Van Hoof was born in Helmond, The Netherlands, and grew up in southwestern Ontario, Canada.He holds a B.Sc. in biochemistry from the University of Guelph.Currently he lives in Toronto, Canada, after teaching English for three years in South Korea.
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