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Tim wants to fall in love. Having just moved to the big city from Texas, he has found it impossible to find a woman that is willing to take him seriously with his strong accent and drawling southern twang. That all changes one night when he and his supervisor from work discover The Artist's Muse, a small bar in the business district.
A life changing experience awaits him up in that small bar, as Tim soon finds himself afflicted by the Artist's Curse and must go on a quest to find a woman that will kiss him out of love or lust. However, the fun doesn't end there. With no ability to speak and only being able to write poetry, it's going to be nearly impossible for Tim to find the one kiss that will set him free.
Kenneth Guthrie is the author of a variety of romantic comedies that focus on quirky characters in hilarious situations. If you enjoyed this story, you might also like 'Seduction of a Romance Novelist' and 'Satan Can't Get a Date'.
Want more from Lunatic Ink authors? Why not search for 'The Devil's End' by Mick Hard or the 'Ed the Elf Series' by Laura Fantasia. We also have over 300 e-books by Kenneth Guthrie and a decent amount of erotica published by the erotic superpowers, Dick Powers and Sophie Sin.
Lunatic Ink Publishing would like to thank you for your interest in this e-book.
This story is 3,500 words and contains one promotional story of around 2,500 words (Pirates #1).
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Kenneth Guthrie is a writer of sci-fi, fantasy and crime novels.Profile image credit: Vincent Gerbouin at Pexels.com
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