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My Weird School #21: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!
My Weird School #21: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!
My Weird School #21: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!
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My Weird School #21: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!

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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading! 

In the 21st book in the My Weird School series, A.J. thinks that nothing can possibly be as boring as a sleepover in the natural history museum. But anything can happen when Ms. Krup is in charge. The tour guide says that dinosaur skeletons come to life in the middle of the night. Is she right?

Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman's hugely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don't miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherHarperCollins
Release dateOct 6, 2009
ISBN9780061973420
My Weird School #21: Ms. Krup Cracks Me Up!
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Dan Gutman

Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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My Weird School #21 - Dan Gutman

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Field Trips Are Boring

My name is A.J. and I hate school.

It was Monday—the worst day of the week. We were on our way to lunch in the vomitorium at Ella Mentry School. My friend Ryan Dole was the line leader. I was the door holder. All the guys were talking about the big football game that was on TV over the weekend. All the girls were gabbing about some girly stuff, like what color shoes they have.

Enough chitchat! said our teacher, Mrs. Daisy.

Mrs. Daisy used to be Miss Daisy, but she went off and got married to our reading specialist, Mr. Macky. So now we call her Mrs. Daisy.

I just got some great news! she told us. Next week our class is going on a field trip!

Yay! yelled all the girls.

Boo! yelled all the boys.

Ugh! I remember the last time we went on a field trip. It was totally lame. Do you know why? We went on a field trip…to a field! How lame is that? We had to look at disgusting bugs. Our science teacher, Mr. Docker, even ate one of them. But then, Mr. Docker is off his rocker.

We should go on a field trip to an amusement park or a video arcade. That would be cool.

I love field trips! said this annoying girl with curly brown hair named Andrea, who loves everything teachers love.

Me too! said her crybaby friend, Emily. Where are we going?

We’re going to visit a natural history museum! Mrs. Daisy said, all excited.

WHAT?! A natural history museum?

Natural stuff is boring.

History is boring.

And nothing’s more boring than a museum.

So a natural history museum is sure to be the most boring place in the history of the world!

Now you know why I hate school.

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Weird People

I grabbed a lunch table in the vomitorium with the guys. Andrea and some of the girls sat at the next table.

Michael, who never ties his shoes, put straws in his nostrils and said he was a walrus. Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes, put Tater Tots over his eyeballs. Ryan balanced his lunch box on his head.

Ugh, broccoli! I said as I opened my lunch bag. "I’m not eating food that

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