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Simon Haynes
Simon Haynes lives in Western Australia, where he divides his time between herding deadly spiders, dodging drop bears, and making up wildly inaccurate sentences like this one.By da...view moreSimon Haynes lives in Western Australia, where he divides his time between herding deadly spiders, dodging drop bears, and making up wildly inaccurate sentences like this one.By day he's an author. By night he's also an author.He loves wry, dry humour, and his hobbies include daringly inserting the letter U into words where -- in some parts of the world at least -- this simply isn't the done thing.As for his genre-spanning novels, they include epic fantasy (with robots), scifi comedy (also with robots), middle grade humour (featuring robots AND the wanton use of the letter U), as well as a series of historical mystery novels set in 1870's London. (No, of course there aren't robots in those. He's not completely out of his mind.)When he's not writing Simon is usually renovating his house, sim-racing online, using twitter (@spacejock), gardening, tweaking his book covers, pondering the meaning of the universe and reading, and if you think it's easy doing all that at the same time you should see what he can do with a mug of coffee, a banana and a large bag of salt.When he's not making outlandish claims he likes to count how many novels he's written, and how many genres he's written them in. (Lots and too many.)Finally, if you want to hear Simon reading one of his award-winning stories, you'll find an enticement to join his newsletter here: spacejock.com.au/ML.htmlview less
Books by Simon Haynes
Thonn! How to Write a Novel Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A Portion of Dragon and Chips Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDragon and Chips Omnibus One Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCatch of the Day Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Gyris Mission Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Loss Leader Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Zero Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRaiders Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBilly's Book Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHal Junior Omnibus One Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Audiobooks by Simon Haynes
A Robot Named Clunk: Hal Spacejock, Book 1 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Butt of Heads Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5dragon and chips: omnibus one, The Complete First Trilogy Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Second Course Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHal Spacejock Omnibus One Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5A Portion of Dragon and Chips: Book One, Robot vs Dragons Trilogy Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Secret Signal Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Just Desserts Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Pair of Nuts on the Throne Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHow to Write a Novel Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
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The Secret Signal Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5How to Write a Novel Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5