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    Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection
    Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection
    Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection
    Audiobook2 hours

    Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection

    Written by Stephan Pastis

    Narrated by Jared Goldsmith

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    About this audiobook

    Some surprising news sends Timmy Failure on a hilarious caper as the New York Times best-selling series continues. Behold! You are all about to be witnesses to greatness. In this fourth volume of Timmy Failure's memoirs, Timmy is forced to hit the road in a cross-country trip that includes Timmy's mom, Total the polar bear, Doorman Dave, and smells-like-a-tangerine criminal mastermind Molly Moskins. It's a world gone mad, where good becomes bad, and Timmy Failure is a condemned man. Someone call the authorities. . .
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRecorded Books, Inc.
    Release dateOct 6, 2015
    ISBN9781501901911
    Timmy Failure: Sanitized for Your Protection
    Author

    Stephan Pastis

    Stephan Pastis is the creator of the syndicated comic strip Pearls Before Swine, which appears in over 800 newspapers. He is also the creator of the Timmy Failure book series and the cowriter of the Disney+ movie Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made. He lives in Northern California with his wife and two kids.

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    • 4/5
      Sometimes I wonder how Timmy gets into these adventures it’s insane
    • 5/5
      Ya I liked it so much that I wanna listen to it again.