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Pretty Much Screwed
Written by Jenna McCarthy
Narrated by Tanya Eby
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"I don't love you anymore."
For Charlotte Crawford, the worst part about being dumped after twenty years of marriage is that her husband, Jack, doesn't want another woman; he just doesn't want her.
Forty-two and clueless, Charlotte is a fish out of water in a dating pool teeming with losers. Just when she thinks she's finally put her failed marriage behind her, it comes back to bite her in the ass . . . hard. Without warning, Charlotte finds herself staring down the barrel of a future she wouldn't (she would totally) wish on her worst enemy.
Engaging, fearless, and relentlessly funny, Pretty Much Screwed is a story of love, loss, friendship, forgiveness, turtledoves, taxidermy, and one hilariously ill-placed tick.
For Charlotte Crawford, the worst part about being dumped after twenty years of marriage is that her husband, Jack, doesn't want another woman; he just doesn't want her.
Forty-two and clueless, Charlotte is a fish out of water in a dating pool teeming with losers. Just when she thinks she's finally put her failed marriage behind her, it comes back to bite her in the ass . . . hard. Without warning, Charlotte finds herself staring down the barrel of a future she wouldn't (she would totally) wish on her worst enemy.
Engaging, fearless, and relentlessly funny, Pretty Much Screwed is a story of love, loss, friendship, forgiveness, turtledoves, taxidermy, and one hilariously ill-placed tick.
Author
Jenna McCarthy
Jenna McCarthy is an internationally published writer, TED speaker, former radio personality, and the author of several books including If It Was Easy They’d Call the Whole Damn Thing a Honeymoon: Living with and Loving the TV-Addicted, Sex-Obsessed, Not-so-handy Man You Married and the forthcoming I’ve Still Got It, I Just Can’t Remember Where I Put It: Awkwardly True Tales from the Far Side of Forty. (What? She likes long titles. It’s not a crime.) Her first coauthored middle grade fiction series Maggie Malone and the Mostly Magical Boots debuts in May 2014 and will be followed by two children’s picture book series. Her work has appeared in more than 60 magazines, on dozens of Web sites, and in several anthologies including the popular Chicken Soup series. Jenna likes it when you like her on Facebook.com/JennaMcCarthyWrites and follow her on Twitter @JennaWrites. You can read about the time she was escorted out of her office by a cop and see her in the bathtub on www.jennamccarthy.com.
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