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    Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell
    Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell
    Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell
    Audiobook3 hours

    Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell

    Written by Lee Isserow

    Narrated by Lee Isserow

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    About this audiobook

    Simon & Emily are in love. They’re also damned to hell.

    It’s complicated, but trust me, I’ll walk you through the details.



    Perhaps I should introduce myself:

    Hi, I’m your narrator, and I talk too much. However, this is a story that requires lots of words to be told, lots of tangents and FAR too many expletives.

    Jane Austen, this is not.



    In this tome you’ll find Faustian deals, sex, expletives, comedy, tragedy, expletives, comedy, horror, comedy and expletives.

    And it’s funny, did I mention it’s funny?



    Also, the world ends and the heroes go to hell.*





    *Spoiler alert
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthor's Republic
    Release dateMay 15, 2016
    ISBN9781518926198
    Simon & Emily Are Going To Hell
    Author

    Lee Isserow

    Lee Isserow is an award-winning comedy writer and filmmaker, with over fifteen years spent trawling the back streets and dark alleys of the entertainment industry. He's pretty sure he has some traits of autism, because he's been constantly working and obscenely prolific for the entire duration, writing over a hundred screenplays, many of which he's adapting into forthcoming books, because very few people are willing to turn them into movies. For now. He lives in Liverpool, England because he accidentally bought a house there. He's not quite sure how that happened - but assumes part of that is because he used to drink a lot.

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