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Trump's America: Buy This Book and Mexico Will Pay for It
Written by Scott Dikkers
Narrated by Scott Dikkers, Jen Spyra, Mike Kaminski and Miriam Millikin
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From comedy writer, public speaker, and founding editor of The Onion Scott Dikkers comes this laugh-out-loud hilarious guide to surviving and thriving under Donald Trump’s presidency.
Screamingly funny to everyone regardless of political persuasion, this is the ultimate handbook to the forty-fifth President of the United States.
Everything from a schematic of Trump’s presidential chariot (with missile launchers) to a handy pictorial that explains how Trump would have won every American war in three days or less is included in this sidesplitting anthology. Discover more about the new President with articles such as “Inside the Twitter War Room” and “If Einstein Was So Smart, Why Wasn’t He Rich?”
This work was previously published as Trump’s America: The Complete Loser’s Guide.
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Scott Dikkers
Scott Dikkers is the founding editor of "The Onion," and the co-author of the bestselling book "Our Dumb Century," with over 500,000 copies sold.
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