A Few More Pretty Good Jokes
Written by Garrison Keillor
Narrated by Calvin Trillin
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Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor, born in Anoka, Minnesota, in 1942, is an essayist, columnist, blogger, and writer of sonnets, songs, and limericks, whose novel Pontoon the New York Times said was “a tough-minded book . . . full of wistfulness and futility yet somehow spangled with hope”—no easy matter, especially the spangling. Garrison Keillor wrote and hosted the radio show A Prairie Home Companion for more than forty years, all thanks to kind aunts and good teachers and a very high threshold of boredom. In his retirement, he’s written a memoir and a novel. He and his wife, Jenny Lind Nilsson, live in Minneapolis and New York.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Why are there no Walmarts in Afghanistan? Because they are all targets (Garrisen Keillor, "A Few More Pretty Good Jokes")
Some of the jokes that tasted funny to me and I wrote down:
• He was the number on laxative salesman in the United States, but he was just a regular guy.
• Where do otters come from? Otterspace
• Why was the archeologist depressed? Because his career was in ruins.
• What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor.
• What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Damn
• Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.
• Say Lettuce and spell CUP. Lettuce see you pee
• What did the hotdog say when it crossed the line? I am the wiener.
• My son recently took up meditation. At least it is better than sitting and doing nothing.
• Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink.
Knock knock jokes
• Knock knock, who's there, Grace, Grace who? Grace skies are going to clear up
• Knock knock, who's there? Olive. Olive who? Why don't you take olive me?
• Knock Knock, who's there? Alex. Alex who? Alex plain it later.
• Knock knock, who's there? Charlotta. Charlotta who? There's a lot of Charlotta bad jokes here.
Blonde Joke
• Why do so many blondes move to LA? It's easy to spell.