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    Aliens in Disguise
    Aliens in Disguise
    Aliens in Disguise
    Audiobook4 hours

    Aliens in Disguise

    Written by Clete Barrett Smith

    Narrated by Todd Haberkorn

    3.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    David is having the summer of his life at his grandmother’s Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast, an inn for vacationing aliens. By now even the slimiest tourists don’t faze him, and he has all of security officer Tate’s safety procedures down pat. In fact, David thinks it’s about time the grown-ups entrusted him and his friend Amy with even more responsibility.

    David and Amy get their big break when Grandma is invited to travel long-distance to accept an award and Tate decides to follow her. Running the B&B should be a breeze for two kids who saved the universe just a few weeks ago. But soon David and Amy are faced with some inconveniences, such as a lost alien, a pair of gate-crashers, and a potential horde of UFO-watchers descending on the inn. In other words, it’s an ordinary day.

    Check in to the Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast for another kooky comedy featuring an assortment of hapless humans and awesome aliens.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrilliance Audio
    Release dateApr 23, 2013
    ISBN9781469219134
    Aliens in Disguise
    Author

    Clete Barrett Smith

    Clete Barrett Smith arrived on Earth as an infant and was raised among the native population. He participated in human rites of passage in the northwestern quadrant of the American landmass and later studied the planet’s literature and writing techniques at Vermont College of Fine Arts before publishing his first novel, Aliens on Vacation. He currently resides in Bellingham, Washington, with his two earthling daughters.

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    • 3/5
      Although third in the series, you don't need to have read the others to understand this one. A cute tale about an inn that caters to alien guests and the mishaps that happen.
    • 4/5
      An fun book in the Intergalactic Bed and Breakfast set in Nowhere, Washington state. Imagine what it would be like if your grandma ran a B and B for space aliens.