A CONDENSED HISTORY OF THE LIGHT SWITCH
Jun 05, 2019
4 minutes
Words by BRAGELA HORNAL
If you have ever woken up from a lovely dream about lying on a bed of lettuce only to find a light switch where before there wasn’t one, or perhaps there was one in the middle of your kitchen floor, in the cat’s bed or at the bottom of your bath, then you were almost certainly visited by the fearsome, intergalactic space pirates, known as The Scuttlebutts, who sailed the solar system on their bread-crumbed ship, The Fat Barnacle.
Light Switches are creatures similar to Earth’s limpets and come from the planet Crunchy Lightening where they
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