<em>Fallen Kingdom</em>: Why Won’t Humans Just Leave the Dinosaurs Alone?
The fifth entry in the creaky <em>Jurassic World</em> franchise is too absurd and lazily plotted to enthrall.
To the creators of , I offer words of wisdom uttered 25 years ago by the legendary Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jeff Goldblum), a character in both this film and the 1993 original. “You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now, you’re selling it,” Malcolm rants, furious at the park’s tawdry use of its incredible
