CRAZY-GOOD RIDERS

"What’s that little button on the left handlebar for?” Mike’s wife asked.

“It’s the blinker switch, why?” Mike replied.

“Because, while I was looking over your shoulder, I saw you press it seven times in just one block, so it seemed very important.”

Mike doesn’t like to ride around with an errant blinker flashing. Mike has obsessive-compulsive disorder. That’s maybe a good thing.